# Profoundd archive — Epstein Files # Bates number: EFTA00579687 # Title: From: "G. Max" ‹ > # Dataset: 9 # Pages: 1 # Tags: epstein, doj, dataset-9 # Source PDF: https://profoundd.com/epstein-docs/EFTA00579687/download # Doc viewer: https://profoundd.com/epstein-docs/EFTA00579687 # # Text below is what Profoundd has extracted from the source PDF. # 'ocr-enriched' tag means OCR was applied to scan-only pages. # Image descriptions are AI-generated factual captions (llava:13b). #---------------------------------------------------------------------- === SUMMARY === From: "G. Max" ‹ > To: "Doug" <@> Subject: Fwd: 5100.00 Date: Sat, 01 Jan 4501 05:00:00 +0000
This one made me laugh
A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, Squat:Where the hell have you
been?fiquot:
"I was out getting a tattoo," he said.
"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?" she asked
Squat:I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis.&q === EXTRACTED TEXT === From: "G. Max" ‹ > To: "Doug" <@> Subject: Fwd: 5100.00 Date: Sat, 01 Jan 4501 05:00:00 +0000This one made me laughFrom ???@??? Sat A r 20 11:07:56 2002 To: From: "G. Max" Subject: Fwd: $100.00 Cc: Bcc: X-Attachments: In-Reply -To: References: Message -Id: X-Eudora -Signature:
A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, Squat:Where the hell have you
been?fiquot:
"I was out getting a tattoo," he said.
"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?" she asked
Squat:I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis."
His wife exclaimed, "What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a
hundred dollar bill tattooed on your penis?"
"Well," said the husband, "number one, I like to watch my money grow...."
"Number two, once in a while, I like to play with my money...."
"And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at
home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.Squot;EFTA00579687