# Profoundd archive — Epstein Files # Bates number: EFTA00581368 # Title: From: "G. Max" # Dataset: 9 # Pages: 1 # Tags: epstein, doj, dataset-9 # Source PDF: https://profoundd.com/epstein-docs/EFTA00581368/download # Doc viewer: https://profoundd.com/epstein-docs/EFTA00581368 # # Text below is what Profoundd has extracted from the source PDF. # 'ocr-enriched' tag means OCR was applied to scan-only pages. # Image descriptions are AI-generated factual captions (llava:13b). #---------------------------------------------------------------------- === SUMMARY === From: "G. Max" To: Philip Levine Subject: Fwd: Fw: WOMEN! Date: Sat, 01 Jan 4501 05:00:00 +0000

> A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a
> > five-star hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only." Being without
> > their
> > boyfriends, they decide to go in.
> >
> > The doorman, a very attractive guy, ex === EXTRACTED TEXT === From: "G. Max" To: Philip Levine Subject: Fwd: Fw: WOMEN! Date: Sat, 01 Jan 4501 05:00:00 +0000

> A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a
> > five-star hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only." Being without
> > their
> > boyfriends, they decide to go in.
> >
> > The doorman, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it
> > works, "We have five floors. Go up, floor by floor, and once you find
> what
> > you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since
> > each floor has signs telling you what's on that floor. The only rule
is,
> > once
> > you leave a floor, you can't return to it."
> >
> > The women talk it over and decide to go for it. They start
> > going up, and on the first floor the sign reads "All the men here are
> > horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind." The friends laugh and
> > without hesitation move on to the next floor.
> >
> > The sign on the second floor reads "All the men here are
> > wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly." This wasn't
going
> > to
> > do.So, again they head for the stairs.
> >
> > The friends move up to the third floor where the sign reads
> > "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women."
> > This was good but there were still two more floors...
> >
> > So, on to the fourth floor, the sign was perfect. "All the men
> > here have perfect builds, are sensitive and attentive to women, are
> > perfect lovers, and, they are single, wealthy and straight"
> >
> > The women were really excited, but they decide that they
> > must know what is on the fifth floor before they settle for the fourth.
> >
> > When they reach the fifth floor, there is only one sign
> > that reads, "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove
> > that there is simply no way to please a woman."
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