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# Bates number: EFTA00704780
# Title:        From: Warren Eisenstein
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From: Warren Eisenstein Subject: Coffee and testicles Date: Mon, 12 Aug 2013 16:32:03 +0000 Keep on Pushin' Warren Coffee and testicles A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." "Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?" "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour." The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled


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From: Warren Eisenstein
Subject: Coffee and testicles 
Date: Mon, 12 Aug 2013 16:32:03 +0000 
Keep on Pushin' 
Warren 
Coffee and testicles 
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. 
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" 
He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." 
"Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?" 
"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour." 
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, 
"Are you disabled in any way?" 
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles." 
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you 
right now. Our normal hours arefrom 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 
am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am 
every day." 
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm, why don't you 
want me here until 10:00 am?" 
"This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand 
around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that." 
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