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# Title:        From: paul krassner cza To: Danny Goldber
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From: paul krassner cza To: Danny Goldber Subject: Fwd: Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2018 20:09:23 +0000 , Kevin Bright <I k Caryl Ratner the ONION AMERICA'S FINEST NEWS SOURCE Video Politics Sports Local Business Entertainment EFTA01010911 Ho, Ho, Ho! Send Me $100 Billion By Christmas Or I Will Detonate A Dirty Bomb In 5 Major Cities! Ho, Ho, Ho! Send Me $100 Billion By Christmas Or I Will Detonate A Dirty Bomb In 5 Major Cities! Season's greetings from your old friend Santa! My, my, it seems the Christma


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From: paul krassner cza To: Danny Goldber 
Subject: Fwd: 
Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2018 20:09:23 +0000 , Kevin Bright <I k Caryl Ratner 
the ONION 
AMERICA'S FINEST NEWS SOURCE 
Video Politics Sports Local Business Entertainment 
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Ho, Ho, Ho! Send Me $100 Billion By Christmas Or I Will Detonate A 
Dirty Bomb In 5 Major Cities! 
Ho, Ho, Ho! Send Me $100 Billion By 
Christmas Or I Will Detonate A Dirty 
Bomb In 5 Major Cities! 
Season's greetings from your old friend Santa! My, my, it seems the Christmas season 
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away until we make the Yuletide gay, jolly old Saint Nick has a very important message for 
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Lonely Gruden's Backyard 
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[Image 1] The image displays a screenshot of a webpage with a news article. The article is titled "Man spends long day at home and lonely without his wife." The text is in English, and the webpage appears to be from a news source. The article discusses a man who is spending time alone at home, possibly due to his wife being away. The screenshot includes the title, the first few lines of the article, and a t

[Image 2] The image appears to be a screenshot of a webpage or a digital document. The text on the page is a headline that reads "SNOW HO, HO, HO, SEND ME $100 BILLION BY CHRISTMAS OR I WILL DESTROY A DIRTY BOMB IN 5 MAJOR CITIES!" Below the headline, there is a paragraph of text that seems to be part of an article or a blog post. The text is too small to read in detail, but it appears to be related to a ho

[Image 3] The image shows a screenshot of a webpage with several news articles. The articles are headlined with topics such as "Voyeur researchers," "Winner of the Voter Excited," and "Man spends long day at work." The text is in English, and the articles seem to be from a news source, possibly a tabloid or a satirical news site given the unusual headlines. The webpage layout includes a navigation bar at th

[Image 4] The image appears to be a screenshot of a webpage or a document with a list of "American Voices" on the left side. The list includes names, titles, and affiliations, such as "Mike DeWine, Governor, USA" and "Mike Pence, Vice President, USA." The right side of the image shows a section titled "The Origins of the Popular Vote," with a subtitle "The Origins of the Popular Vote." Below this section, t

[Image 5] The image appears to be a screenshot of a webpage, specifically a section of a news website. The main headline reads "UCF deserves a shot to be destroyed in the college football playoff." Below the headline, there are several smaller headlines, each with a different topic related to college football. The page also includes a section titled "Popular Videos" with thumbnails of video clips. The layou

[Image 6] The image appears to be a screenshot of a computer screen displaying a webpage. The webpage is titled "The Onion," which is a satirical news website known for its humorous content. The screenshot shows the top of the webpage, which includes the logo and navigation bar. The date and time stamp at the top of the image indicate that the screenshot was taken on December 20th, 2015, at 23:59:59. The co