# Profoundd archive — Epstein Files
# Bates number: EFTA01786302
# Title:        From: jeffrey epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com>
# Dataset:      10
# Pages:        3
# Tags:         epstein, doj, dataset-10
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From: jeffrey epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com> Sent: Thursday, February 17, 2011 1:25 AM To: N E M Subject: Re: real thank you Your bags are on the plane Sorry=for all the typos .Sent from my iPhone On Feb 16, 2011, at 8:=0 PM, N E M < cmailto I sat on the throne, I tried to squat. But my insides - tied in a kn=t. Turtles move at a faster pace= Harvey would surely win this race. I pushed and squeezed and sho=k my ass, hoping that this too shall pa=s. What came out, I'm ashamed to=say, Was not sol


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From: jeffrey epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com> 
Sent: Thursday, February 17, 2011 1:25 AM 
To: N E M 
Subject: Re: real thank you 
Your bags are on the plane 
Sorry=for all the typos .Sent from my iPhone 
On Feb 16, 2011, at 8:=0 PM, N E M < 
cmailto 
I sat on the throne, I tried to squat. 
But my insides - tied in a kn=t. 
Turtles move at a faster pace= 
Harvey would surely win this race. 
I pushed and squeezed and sho=k my ass, 
hoping that this too shall pa=s. 
What came out, I'm ashamed to=say, 
Was not solid on this day. 
Few blasts of wind, explosive=sound. 
That's how stingy is m= behind. 
Resisting my every measure, 
still guarding it's p=ecious treasure. 
Although I favor those of you= kind, 
only one question now comes t= mind. 
Despite the risk of sounding foolish, =a» wrote: 
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I ask could my ass be Jewish?=o:p> 
Digestive tea I started sippi=g, 
My bloat kept growing, seams started ripping. 
Tempted by ex-lax, I tried to=play fair. 
My pants were now beyond repa=r. 
You came to the rescue once again. 
Introducing Muffin - Muffin Bran. 
Wrinkly moist raisins, walnut= and flax seeds 
ready to satisfy all my ex-la= needs. 
I poured my coffee, devoured t=e bran, 
Soon one of those' would hit t=e fan. 
One last time I puckered my t=sh 
and put forth one enormous pu=h. 
The toilet's now clog=ed, failing to flush. 
Seeing the size of it makes m= blush. 
If anybody asks I'll s=y it was the dog. 
Even though Bailie is smaller=than this log. 
Today my bowels bow in gratitude 
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....thank you for my muffin.<=span> 
Nadia 
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