From: "Amy Sacco" cc '> To:„ -"c Subject: What single women mean when they say Date: Thu, 28 Feb 2002 21:38:16 +0000 Importance: Normal >>»For those of you whom are single, divorced, recently seperated, or >>>just >>> >enjoy reading those "Friend Finder" ads, here's a handy dictionary to >help decipher them. >>> >>> >>> > >>> >WOMEN'S ADS >>> >40-ish 49 >>> >Adventurer Slept with all your friends >>> >Athletic No tits >>> >Average looking Has a face like a basset hound >» >Beautiful Pathological liar >>> >Contagious Smile Does a lot of Ecstasy »»Educated Banged her Political Science professor »»Emotionally Secure Medicated >» >Feminist Fat ballbuster >>> >Free spirit Junkie >» >Friendship first Trying to live down reputation as a slut >>> >Fun Annoying >» >Gentle Comatose >>> >Good Listener Borderline Autistic >» >New-Age All body hair, all the time »»Old-fashioned Lights out, missionary position only, no >»BJs >>> >Open-minded >>»Outgoing >>> >Passionate »»Poet >>> >Professional »»Redhead >>> >Reubenesque >>> >Romantic >>»Social >»doeuvres »»tray »»Voluptuous Very Fat >>> >Weight proportion w/ height Hugely Fat >>»Wants Soulmate Stalker >>> >Widow Drove first >>> >Young at heart Old bat >>> > >» >MEN'S ADS >>> >40-ish >>> >Athletic >>> >Average looking »»Educated >>> >Free Spirit >>> >Friendship first >>> >Fun >>> >Good looking >>> >Very good looking »»Honest Desperate Loud and Embarrassing Sloppy drunk Depressive Schizophrenic Certified Bitch Bad dye-job Grossly Fat Looks better by candle light Has been passed around like an hors husband to shoot himself 52 and looking for 25-yr-old Watches a lot of NASCAR Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back Will patronize the shit out of you Banging your sister As long as friendship involves nookie Good with a remote and a six pack Arrogant Dumb as a board Pathological Liar EFTA00579643 »»Huggable >>> >Likes to cuddle >» >Mature >>> >Open-minded »»interested >>> >Physically fit »»Poet >>»Sensitive >>> >Very sensitive >>»Spiritual >>»Stable >>> >Thoughtful > > > >Sun & Surf Enterprises, >Jackson, NJ 08527 >IIIIIIIIIIIII >Kristopher Lopez >President > Overweight, more body hair than a bear Insecure mama's boy Older than your father Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not Does a lot of 12-ounce curls Wrote ex-girlfriend's # on a bathroom stall Cries at chick flicks Gay Got laid in a cemetery once Arrested for stalking, but not convicted Says "Excuse me" when he farts Inc. EFTA00579644