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From: Stephen Springer
Date: Thu, 28 Jul 201 114:00:12 -0500
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Subject: FW: him ogee Notice sad but funny
Employee Notice: Barbara Cissa J R
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Congress
has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above
on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.
This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons
selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress to be considered for the SHAFT
program (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been
RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System
Covering Retired-Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED
twice and SCREWED as many times as Congress deems appropriate. Persons
who have been RAPED could get AIDS(Additional Income for Dependents &
Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or
SCREWED any further by Congress. Persons who are not RAPED and are
staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as
possible. Congress has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they
give their citizens. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please
bring this to the attention of your Congressman, who has been trained to give you
all the SHIT you can handle. Sincerely, The Committee for Economic Value of
Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.) PS - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of
electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End
of the Tunnel has been turned off. End forwarded message The
information contained in this email and any attachments is confidential and may
be subject to copyright or other intellectual property protection. If you are not the
intended recipient, you are not authorized to use or disclose this information, and
we request that you notify us by reply mail or telephone and delete the original
message from your mail system.
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Employee Notice
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy,
Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and
above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing
unemployment.
This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress to be considered for the
SHAFTprogram (Special Help After Forced Termination).
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the
SCREWprogram
(System Covering Retired-Early Workers).
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A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as
Congress
deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS(Additional Income for Dependants &
Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any
further by Congress.
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special
High Intensity Training) as possible. Congress has always prided themselves on
the amount of SHIT they give their citizens.
Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the
attention of your Congressman, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you
can handle.
Sincerely,
The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)
PS - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil,
as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has
been turned off.
Employee Notice:
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Congress
has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above
on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.
This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons
selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress to be considered for the SHAFT
program (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been
RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System
Covering Retired-Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED
twice and SCREWED as many times as Congress deems appropriate. Persons
who have been RAPED could get AIDS(Additional Income for Dependents &
Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or
SCREWED any further by Congress. Persons who are not RAPED and are
staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as
possible. Congress has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they
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give their citizens. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please
bring this to the attention of your Congressman, who has been trained to give you
all the SHIT you can handle. Sincerely, The Committee for Economic Value of
Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.) PS - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of
electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End
of the Tunnel has been turned off. --- End forwarded message — The
information contained in this email and any attachments is confidential and may
be subject to copyright or other intellectual property protection. If you are not the
intended recipient, you are not authorized to use or disclose this information, and
we request that you notify us by reply mail or telephone and delete the original
message from your mail system.
--Forwarded Message Attachment —
Employee Notice
Due to the current Financial situation caused
by the slowdown in the economy,
Congress has decided to implement a scheme
to put workers or 50 years or age and
above on early, mandatory retirement, thus
creating jobs and reducing
unemployment•
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This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire
Aged People Early)
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to
Congress to be considered For the
SPAFTprogram (Special kelp AFter Forced
Termination)
Persons who have been RAPED and SkAFTED
will be reviewed under the SCREWprogram
(System Covering Retired-Early Workers)•
A person may be RAPED once, SI-IAFTED
twice and SCREWED as many times as
Congress
deems appropriate•
Persons who have been RAPED could get
AIDS(Additional Income For Dependants &
Spouse) or I-IERPES (HaIF Earnings For
Retired Personnel Early Severance)•
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Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES
will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any
Further by Congress•
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying
on will receive as much SPIT (Special
Nigh Intensity Training) as possible• Congress
has always prided themselves on
the amount of SNIT they give their citizens•
Should you Feel that you do not receive
enough SNIT, please bring this to the
attention of your Congressman, who has been
trained to give you all the SNIT you
can handle•
Sincerely,
The Committee For Economic Value of
Individual lives (E.V.1.1.-.)
PS - Due to recent budget cuts and the
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rising cost of electricity, gas and oil,
as well as current market conditions, the
bight at the End of the Tunnel has
been turned off
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Sent: Tue. Jun 28. 2011 9:24 pm
Subject: Employee Notice
Employee Notice
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy,
Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age
and
above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing
unemployment.
This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress to be considered for the
SHAFTprogram (Special Help After Forced Termination).
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the
SCREWprogram
(System Covering Retired-Early Workers).
A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many
times as Congress
deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS(Additional Income for
Dependants &
Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or
SCREWED any
further by Congress.
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT
(Special
High Intensity Training) as possible. Congress has always prided themselves on
the amount of SHIT they give their citizens.
Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the
attention of your Congressman, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT
you
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can handle.
Sincerely,
The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)
PS - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil,
as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has
been turned off.
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[Image 2] The image shows a document with text, which appears to be a letter or a report. The text is too small to read in detail, but it seems to be discussing financial matters or a financial situation. There are no visible names, dates, places, or logos that can be discerned from this image. The document is not a photograph, but rather a scanned document.
[Image 3] The image shows a document with text, which appears to be an employee notice or a company communication. The text is written in a formal tone and includes information about a change in company policy, specifically regarding retirement benefits. It mentions that the company is now offering a 401(k) retirement plan and that employees who have been with the company for at least 25 years will be eligi
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