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3 of 3 Premium Clicks used this month SUBSCRIBE Print + Online Subscriber Activation  |  Register x Forgot Password | Need an Account? e-edition | subscribe | newsletter | deals Home News Latest Stories 10 things to know for Tuesday Medford schools restore parent-teacher conferences Most cities in Jackson County now allow pot dispensaries Erickson reports $75 million loss in 1st quarter Since You Asked: Disc golf course planned for Chrissy Park ... in distant future Crime, Courts and Emergency Services Man says he shot nagging girlfriend by accident Emergency Services, May 12 Medford man sentenced in home-invasion robbery Rogue Valley police receive training in dealing with LGBTQ community Man faces attempted murder in Medford choking case Politics and Elections Ashland water bills could go up to fund watershed protection Pacific Connector Gas Pipeline opponents rally in Medford BREAKING: Baltimore prosecutor charges officers in Freddie Gray's death Earthquakes hit regularly in Medford (Oklahoma, that is) Medford School Board, Position 6: Curt Ankerberg vs. Janet Lightheart Education Medford schools restore parent-teacher conferences Latino parents: More bilingual staff needed in Medford schools Medford schools still filling admin roles Appeals court rules against Central Point schools on bus outsourcing Hedrick principal to take helm at North Medford High School Environment Ashland water bills could go up to fund watershed protection Crater Lake may soon have China connection State waives college placement tests for students who hit high marks Stopping fire in its tracks Pacific Connector Gas Pipeline opponents rally in Medford State News Mom plans to sue after autistic daughter removed from plane Oregon's snowpack at just 11 percent of average Dispute over local control drives Oregon pot committee to impasse Governor Kate Brown signs bill expanding gun background checks Josephine County preps for more budget cuts Nation - World There's a $10 million precious stone hidden in plain sight at Grand Central Obituaries Doris Oka Chang Patrick Joseph Mulcahy Dr. Stephen Gallier Dippel Ronald Mitchell Betts Wallace Harry Greer Weather Photo Galleries Since You Asked Videos Web Cams Mail Tribune 100 Shareable Patriots fan sets up GoFundMe page to help pay for team's Deflategate fine Sports Latest Stories Crusaders edge Challengers on Day 1 of district Warriors tie semifinal with rout of Grizzlies A few questions remain as Preakness nears Cavs coach Blatt owns up to late-game gaffes, LeBron bailout Comets’ surge is one to be admired Varsity 541 College Sports Oregon State AD De Carolis to step down Beavers, Utes tie in 15 OSU tosses second straight shutout Maguin steals the show Trio of Raiders shine as CC meet opens Pro Sports Warriors tie semifinal with rout of Grizzlies A few questions remain as Preakness nears Teague-led Hawks even series with Wizards Giants' Maxwell a welcome addition Brady Sacked Community Sports Bailey picks up modified win Business Latest Stories Erickson reports $75 million loss in 1st quarter Tourism stronger than ever in Southern Oregon Cars We Remember: Noted musician unravels 55-year Nash Rambler mystery Pacificorp plans solar farm at former Bly mill site People in Business Real Estate News Single-family home sales take off Never enough: New Starbucks proposed on Barnett Road in Medford Jackson County debt-ridden homeowners have an option New home in an old house Naumes plans custom-crush winery in former packing house People In Business People in Business Transportation Tourism stronger than ever in Southern Oregon Erickson finds room to work at Medford airport Lithia Motors nets $40.7 million in first quarter Lithia Motors reports second-best quarter ever Business briefs Agriculture 1-800Flowers.com reports $10.5 million loss in third quarter Naumes plans custom-crush winery in former packing house Opinion Latest Kent Bush: Moral and ethical standards need to be higher Our View: Abundant water no excuse for waste Letters to the Editor, May 12 Granlund cartoon: Grad party Dianne Williamson: Enough of ‘Say it isn’t so’ Editorials Our View: Abundant water no excuse for waste Our View: Mental health funding should be a priority Other Views: Court ruling means PERS reform is dead Our View: Could self-serve ban be on the way out? 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MailTribune.com Writer Posted May. 10, 2015 @ 12:01 am Posted May. 10, 2015 @ 12:01 am »  Social News p bs:newslist StartDate="20121121" EndDate="p bs:datecalc Months="3"" DateSort="1" UseObjects="1" ObjectClass="81" Taxonomywords="2325,665" ExactTaxonomyMatch="1" Image="1" Count="4" --> We often wonder how people of the past, including the most revered and refined, could have universally engaged in conduct now considered unconscionable. Such as slavery. How could the Founders, so sublimely devoted to human liberty, have lived with — some participating in — human slavery? Or fourscore years later, how could the saintly Lincoln, an implacable opponent of slavery, have nevertheless spoken of and believed in African inferiority? While retrospective judgment tends to make us feel superior to our ancestors, it should really evoke humility. Surely some contemporary practices will be deemed equally abominable by succeeding generations. The only question is: Which ones? I've long thought it will be our treatment of animals. I'm convinced that our great-grandchildren will find it difficult to believe that we actually raised, herded and slaughtered them on an industrial scale — for the eating. To be sure, there has been a salutary turn in our attitude toward animals, especially their display and confinement. To its credit, Barnum & Bailey is retiring its elephant acts. Festooning these magnificent creatures with comically gaudy costumes and parading them about, often shackled, is a reproach to their nobility and to our humanity. Or consider those SeaWorld commercials reassuring us how well their orcas are treated. The tone is contrite and almost apologetic, as befits a business that trains splendid creatures to jump high on command for fish — and for our amusement. And although some of these measures are market-driven — SeaWorld has been hemorrhaging customers and Cirque du Soleil has been thriving without animals — they are nonetheless welcome. As are the improvements in zoos. The zoo animals I remember from my childhood were so sadly caged, so restlessly pawing the ground, so piteously defeated. Today, the enclosures are more forgiving, the bars largely gone, the running space more ample. It's understandable. The zoo used to symbolize man's dominion over his menacing adversaries, his competitors for living space. Tigers still roamed, and could eat you. Now the competition is over. Our rivals have either been wiped out or driven back to the bush. Except for the occasional shark dining on some intrepid surfer, the threat is gone — and with it, the thrill of conquest. No need, therefore, to display wildlife bound and tamed, King Kong-like. The overriding mission of today's zoo is conservancy — the care, study, preservation and propagation of the various species, some of them endangered. Another advance, and not just for them but for us. One measure of human moral progress — amid and despite the savageries we visit upon each other — is how we treat the innocent in our care. And none are more innocent than these. Which brings us to meat-eating. Its extinction will, I believe, ultimately come. And be largely market-driven, as well. Science will find dietary substitutes that can be produced at infinitely less cost and effort. At which point, meat will become a kind of exotic indulgence, what the cigar (of "Cigar Aficionado") is to the dying tobacco culture of today. As a moderate carnivore myself, I confess to living in Jeffersonian hypocrisy. It's a bit late for me to live on berries and veggies. My concession to my qualms is a few idiosyncratic distinctions (of no particular import). And while I don't demand that every chicken I consume be certified to have enjoyed an open meadow and a vibrant social life, if I can eat free range, I will. No. I'm not joining PETA. Indeed, I firmly believe that man is the measure of all things. Sometimes you have to choose. I cringe at medical experimentation, but if you need to study cats' eyes in order to spare some humans from blindness, do it. (Though not to test cosmetics.) If the Delta smelt has to die to conserve 1.4 trillion gallons of water for the parched humans of California, so be it. If the mating habits of the Arctic caribou have to be disturbed so we can produce 1 million barrels of oil a day — on a drilling footprint the size of Dulles Airport in a refuge the size of Ireland — I say: Apologize to the amorous herd, then drill. But some things are unnecessary. Caging beautiful creatures. Displaying them for spectacle. It's good that these are being rethought. The cheeseburger question we leave to our progeny. Though, when their time comes, they should refrain from moral preening. They will, by then, have invented abominations of their very own. Humans always do. Charles Krauthammer's email address is [email protected]. 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