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0 of 3 Premium Clicks used this month SUBSCRIBE Print + Online Subscriber Activation | Register x Forgot Password | Need an Account? e-edition | subscribe | newsletter | deals Classifieds Jobs Autos Real Estate FEATURED » NEWS NOW UPDATED: Trump, Sanders victorious in New Hampshire primaries ... Man jailed after allegedly groping jogger on Bear Creek Greenway ... Oregon man who killed officer had long criminal record ... UPDATED: Trump, Sanders victorious in New Hampshire primaries ... Man jailed after allegedly groping jogger on Bear Creek Greenway ... Oregon man who killed officer had long criminal record ... 4 things Tom Brady can inflate during his suspension Comment MailTribune.com Writer Posted May. 12, 2015 at 10:26 AM Posted May. 12, 2015 at 10:26 AM » Social News New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady was suspended four games for his role in “Deflategate,” but is a suspension really enough? Maybe he should use some of that new free time to inflate some things as part of community service. Here are four things we wouldn’t mind seeing him inflate during his suspension. Wikimedia Commons 1. Balloons. Wouldn’t it be great to have Tom show up at your kid’s birthday party? And to make balloon animals, no less! He’s free to make whatever or whoever he wants. How about a Roger Goodell balloon? Wikimedia Commons 2. Boston cream doughnuts: Well, technically these aren’t “inflated,” but they do need cream squirted into them by using a bellows-type tool (probably?). At any rate, we’d love to have Tom serve us Dunkin’ Donuts. No need to tip him, either, he’s rich enough. Andrew Campbell/Wikimedia Commons 3. Car prices: With Tom’s good looks and boyish charm, he’d be the perfect car salesman. What dealership wouldn’t want him on board for a couple weeks to inflate some prices and make maximum bank? As the customer stares dreamily into Tom’s eyes, he or she will readily agree to pay an extra couple thousand. Ca-ching! 4. Tires : It also would be great to have Tom service our cars. Same principle as above, really - we’d be too busy watching Tom put air in the tires to notice we’re getting charged for a Johnson rod, as George Costanza would say. MailTribune.com Writer Posted May. 12, 2015 at 10:26 AM » Comment or view comments Reader Reaction » STAY INFORMED Email NewsLetter Sign Up Today Sign up for our newsletter and have the top headlines from your community delivered right to your inbox. Southern Oregon Directory Featured Businesses Loading... Business Name address Location, ST | website.com Find Southern Oregon Attractions Bars Restaurants Beauty Salons Entertainment Doctors Medical Specialists Contractors Education Lawn Services Lawyers Shopping Travel Tanning Used Cars Wedding Services ▼ Add your business here + Events Calendar Connect with MailTribune.com Facebook Twitter RSS Back to top Reader Services Reader Services Home Subscriptions Subscriber controls Contact us Submissions Photos Events Letters to the editor Corrections Announcements Obituaries Story ideas Since you asked Alerts Email Alerts RSS Feeds Text Alerts Advertise Media Kit Home Products and services Ad rates Advertising contacts Propel Marketing Mail Tribune Daily Tidings The Nickel Shop Our Valley Blogs Mobile Site Stay Informed Email newsletter Sign Up Today Sign up for our newsletter and have the top headlines from your community delivered right to your inbox. Your privacy is important, read our privacy policy. © Copyright 2016 Local Media Group, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Privacy Policy | Terms of Service | Local Media Group Publications Original content available for non-commercial use under a Creative Commons license, except where noted. MailTribune.com | P.O. Box 1108, Medford, OR 97501