What Does “Processed Meat” Actually Mean?
Why America chose nitrite
Robert Malone — Collected Works
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Friday Funnies: Brain Freeze
and other true stories
Friday Funnies: God Bless the USA
I work the front desk at a small doctor’s office, and I wish people could see what happens on the other side of the phone.
The Amendment That Changed America
How the Sixteenth Amendment Broke the Constitution
Sunday Strip: Never Say Never
An
A Founders' Fourth of July Party
Five Drinks the Founding Fathers Would Actually Recognize
YOU ARE NOT RAW MATERIAL FOR PROFIT
A Declaration of the Rights of Persons for an age that can read the mind, edit the genome, and switch off your access to daily life. Read it. Sign it. Pass it on.
The Campaign Is the Product
Leadership PACs, scam PACs, and the architecture of legal grift
Round-up of Weird News
Florida Man Pokes the Bear
Well Being: The Processed Meat Problem
Part One: The Death of Virginia Ham
Cock Blocked
A phrase suddenly everywhere among senior government appointees, and what its spread reveals about who is really winning in Washington.
The Political Epidemiology of Preparedness
How Great-Power Competition for Critical Minerals Shapes Ebola Response and Biodefense
Sunday Strip: The Snotty Nose Ring
and green hair are gross.
Well Being: Travel Tips to Stymie Disasters
“If something goes wrong, have I already solved the problem?”
The Invisible Inspectors: How Artificial Intelligence Is Quietly Reinventing Biological Weapons Monitoring
The Biological Weapons Convention has no verification mechanism. AI might be about to change that — and the Trump administration has just made it official U.S. policy.
Sean Spicer’s Trump 2.0: A First-Year Ledger of the Revolution, Honestly Kept
A working review of the book that is, for now, the closest thing we have to an in-house chronicle of the Trump–Kennedy administration’s opening act — with a chapter on MAHA.
THE EU'S SECRET STORMTROOPERS ARE EVERYWHERE (Except Where People Claim They Are)
On EUROGENDFOR, the internet’s favorite phantom army, the machinery of manufactured outrage, and the curious art of being wrong about real things
The Wound Is the Product
The highest paying content on the web is victimhood
Sunday Strip: Sad Little Man-child
Given the events over the past week, I think reposting Brad’s infamous song is in order, 'cause it is still so gud…Thanks for reading Malone News!
Israel’s Wall Fell to Water Cannons
The wolf at the door, part two: notes from the Israeli frontier