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To: [email protected]
Subject: Fwd: This World Is Nuts
Date: Wed, 14 Sep 2016 14:14:06 +0000
From: [email protected]
Sent: 9/14/2016 9:43:36 A.M. Eastern Daylight Time
Subj: This World Is Nuts
If you're looking for me I'll be in Guam!!
This World Is Nuts
Proof That The World Is Nuts!
In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to
have sex with animals, but the animals
must be female. Having sexual relations
with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally
examine a woman's genitals, but is
prohibited from looking directly at them
during the examination. He may only see
their reflection in a mirror. No virus found in this
message.
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Release Date: 09/09/16
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(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the
genitals of a corpse. This also applies to
undertakers. The sex organs of the
deceased must be covered with a brick or
piece of wood at all times.
(A brick?)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia
is decapitation. (Glad I don't live in
Indonesia!)
(Much worse than 'going blind!')
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There are men in Guam whose full-time
job is to travel the countryside and
deflower young virgins, who pay them for
the privilege of having sex for the first
time.
Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly
forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute: Is there
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any job anywhere else in the world that
even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally
allowed to kill her adulterous husband,
but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband's illicit lover, on the other
hand, may be killed in any manner
desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in
Liverpool, England - but only in tropical
fish stores.
(But of course!)
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In Cali, Colombia , a woman may only
have sex with her husband, and the first
time this happens, her mother must be in
the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia , it is illegal for a
man to have sex with a woman and her
daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem
that they had to pass this law?)
In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms
from vending machines with one
exception: Condoms may be dispensed
from a vending machine only in places
where alcoholic beverages are sold for
consumption on the premises.'
(Is this a great country or what?)
Well,.... not as great as Guam!
Banging your head against a wall uses
150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for these tests?)
The ,8,rvi: can lift 50 times its own weight,
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can pull 30 times its own weight and
always falls over on its right side when
intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of ???)
(Did our Government pay for this
research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.)
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An Ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best for last?
Turtles can breathe through their ass.
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(And I thought I had bad breath in the
morning!)
Thank you all for reading this.
If you need to reach me in the future, I will
be
in Guam !!!!!!
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[Image 1] The image shows a screenshot of an email conversation. The email is from a sender named "Jim" to a recipient named "Jane." The subject line of the email reads "Subject: The World Is Nuts!" The body of the email contains a forwarded message with a humorous statement about the world being nuts. The forwarded message includes a link to a news article about a law in Lebanon that prohibits sex with ani
[Image 2] The image appears to be a photograph of a handwritten note or a printed document with text. The text is discussing the differences in laws regarding sexuality and masturbation in various countries, specifically mentioning Indonesia and Guam. The document mentions that in Indonesia, masturbation is punishable by death, while in Guam, it is not illegal. The text also mentions that there are men in G
[Image 3] The image shows a text document with a list of laws and regulations from different jurisdictions. The text is organized in a table format with columns labeled "State," "Law," and "Description." The laws listed include restrictions on the sale of condoms in Maryland, a prohibition on selling condoms in Guam, and a law in Santa Cruz, Belize, that makes it illegal for a man to have sex with a woman a
[Image 4] The image shows a text document with a heading that reads "Any job anywhere else in the world that is legal is allowed in Hong Kong." Below this heading, there are several paragraphs of text, each beginning with a bolded word. The text appears to be discussing various legal and social issues, including the legality of killing a wife in Hong Kong, the legality of topless saleswomen in Liverpool, En
[Image 5] The image shows a text-based message with a humorous tone. It appears to be a list of statements or jokes, possibly intended to be funny or thought-provoking. The text is presented in a casual, conversational style, with some sentences in a larger font size for emphasis. The content includes references to alcohol, animals, and human behavior. The text is not aligned to the left margin, and there a
[Image 6] The image appears to be a photograph of a handwritten note. The note is written in English and expresses gratitude to someone for reading the note. It mentions a bad breath issue and a request to be reached in the future. The note is signed off with a name and a location, which is not fully visible in the image. The handwriting is somewhat difficult to decipher due to the quality of the image.