From: N E M
From: N E M
Sent: Thursday, February 17, 2011 12:01 AM
To: JE Jail
Subject: real thank you
I sat on the throne, I tried to squat.
But my insides - t=ed in a knot.
Turtles move at a faster pace,
Har=ey would surely win this race.
=OA
I pushed=and squeezed and shook my ass,
hoping that this too shal= pass.
What came out, I'm ashamed to say,
Was=not solid on this day.
Few blasts of wind= explosive sound.
=span style="font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:20.0pt; font-family:Ta=oma;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial">That's how
stingy is my behind.
Resisting my every measure,
still guarding itQ=80Qs precious treasure.
=OA
Although I =avor those of your kind,
only one question now comes to m=nd.
Despite the risk of sounding foolish,
I a=k could my ass be Jewish?
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Tempted by ex-lax, I tried to play fair.
=y pants were now beyond repair.
=OA
You came=to the rescue once again.
Introducing Muffin - Muffin Bra=.
Wrinkly moist raisins, walnuts and flax seeds<=span>
<=p>
The t=ilet's now clogged, failing to flush.
=OA
Seeing the =ize of it makes me blush.
If anybody asks I'll say =t was the dog.
=span style="font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:21.0pt; font-family:Ta=oma;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial">Even though
Bailie is smaller than this =og.
Today my b=wels bow in gratitude
as they enjoy thei= newfound solitude.
No words can express my elation=
now that I'm free of constipation.
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=span style="font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:21.0pt; font-family:Ta=oma;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial">....thank you for
my muffin.
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