To: Jeffrey [email protected]
To: Jeffrey [email protected]
From: Sultan Bin Sulayem
Sent Wed 8115/2012 8:24:00 AM
Subject Fad: Accidental Deaths
Accidental Deaths
A) The number of physicians in the
U.S. is
700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by
Physicians
per year are
120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician
is
0.171
Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. of
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Health and Human Services.
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Now think about this:
Guns
(A) The number of gun owners in the
U.S.
is
80,000,000.
(Yes, that's 80 million)
(B) The number of accidental gun
deaths
per year, all age groups,
is
1,500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths
per gun owner
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is
.0000188
Statistics courtesy of FBI
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So, statistically, doctors are
approximately
9,000 times more dangerous than gun
owners.
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>
Remember, 'Guns don't kill people,
doctors do.'
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FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,
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BUT
Almost everyone has at least one
doctor.
This means you are over 9,000 times
more likely to be killed by a doctor as
by a gun owner!!!
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Please alert your friends
to this
alarming threat.
We must ban doctors
before this gets completely out of
handulm
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Out of concern for the public at large,
We withheld the statistics on
lawyers
for fear the shock would cause
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people to panic and seek medical
attention
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