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Subject: Basic Business Management Course
Management Course
Lesson 1:
>A man is getting into
the shower just as his
>wife is finishing up
her shower, when the
doorbell
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> rings.
>The wife quickly
wraps herself in a
towel and
>runs downstairs.
>When she opens the
door, there stands
Bob,
>the next-door
neighbor.
>Before she says a
word, Bob says, 'I'll
give
>you $800 to drop that
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towel.'
>After thinking for a
moment, the woman
drops
>her towel and stands
naked in front of Bob,
after
>a few seconds, Bob
hands her $800 and
leaves.
>The woman wraps
back up in the towel
and goes
>back upstairs.
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>When she gets to the
bathroom, her
husband
>asks, 'Who was that?'
>'It was Bob the next
door neighbor,' she
> replies.
>'Great,' the husband
says, 'did he say
anything
>about the $800 he
owes me?'
>Moral of the story:
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>If you share critical
information pertaining
>to credit and risk with
your shareholders in
time,
> you may be in a
position to prevent
avoidable
> exposure.
>Lesson 2:
>A priest offered a
Nun a lift.
>She got in and
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crossed her legs,
forcing her
>gown to reveal a leg.
>The priest nearly had
an accident.
>After controlling the
car, he stealthily slid
>his hand up her leg.
>The nun said,
'Father, remember
Psalm 129?'
>The priest removed
his hand. But,
changing
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>gears, he let his hand
slide up her leg again.
>The nun once again
said, 'Father,
remember
>Psalm 129?'
>The priest apologized
'Sorry sister but the
>flesh is weak.'
>Arriving at the
convent, the nun
sighed heavily
>and went on her way.
>On his arrival at the
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church, the priest
rushed
>to look up Psalm 129.
It said, 'Go forth and
seek,
> further up, you will
find glory.'
>Moral of the story:
>If you are not well
informed in your job,
you
>might miss a great
opportunity.
>Lesson 3:
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>A sales rep, an
administration clerk,
and the
> manager are walking
to lunch when they
find an
> antique oil lamp.
>They rub it and a
Genie comes out.
>The Genie says, 'I'll
give each of you just
>one wish.'
>'Me first! Me first!'
says the admin clerk.
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>'I want to be in the
Bahamas , driving a
speedboat,
> without a care in the
world.'
>Puff! She's gone.
>'Me next! Me next!'
says the sales rep.. 'I
>want to be in Hawaii ,
relaxing on the beach
with my personal
>masseuse, an endless
supply of Pina Coladas
and
>the love of my life.'
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>Puff! He's gone.
>'OK, you're up,' the
Genie says to the
manager.
>The manager says, 'I
want those two back in
>the office after
>lunch.'
>Moral of the story:
>Always let your boss
have the first say.
>Lesson 4
>An eagle was sitting
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on a tree resting,
doing
> nothing.
>A small rabbit saw
the eagle and asked
him,
>'Can I also sit like
you and do nothing?'
>The eagle answered:
'Sure, why not.'
>So, the rabbit sat on
the ground below the
>eagle and rested. All
of a sudden, a fox
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appeared,
>jumped on the rabbit
and ate it.
>Moral of the story:
>To be sitting and
doing nothing, you
must be
> sitting very, very high
up..
>Lesson 5
>A turkey was chatting
with a bull.
>'I would love to be
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able to get to the top
>of that tree' sighed
the turkey, 'but I
haven't
>got the energy.'
>'Well, why don't you
nibble on some of my
droppings?'
> replied the bull.
They're packed with
> nutrients.'
>The turkey pecked at
a lump of dung, and
found
>it actually gave him
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enough strength to
reach
>the lowest branch of
the tree.
>The next day, after
eating some more
dung,
>he reached the second
branch.
>Finally after a fourth
night, the turkey was
>proudly perched at
the top of the tree.
>He was promptly
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spotted by a farmer,
who shot
>him out of the tree.
>Moral of the story:
>Bull Shit might get
you to the top, but it
>won't keep you there..
>Lesson 6
>A little bird was
flying south for the
winter.
>It was so cold the bird
froze and fell to the
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> ground into a large
field.
>While he was lying
there, a cow came by
and
>dropped some dung
on him..
>As the frozen bird lay
there in the pile of cow
dung, he began to
realize how warm he
was..
>The dung was
actually thawing him
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out!
>He lay there all warm
and happy, and soon
began
>to sing for joy.
>A passing cat heard
the bird singing and
came
>to investigate.
>Following the sound,
the cat discovered the
>bird under the pile of
cow dung, and
promptly
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>dug him out and ate
him.
>Morals of the story:
>(1) Not everyone who
shits on you is your
> enemy.
>(2) Not everyone who
gets you out of shit iS
> your
>friend.
>(3) And when you're
in deep shit, it's best
>to keep
>your mouth shut!
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>THUS ENDS THE FIVE
MINUTE MANAGEMENT
COURSE
>Send this to at
> least five
> bright, funny people
you know and make
their day
>!
The New Bo, think 9 to 5 ie... idea. Combine multiple calendars with Hobnail. Gy,,us.
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The New Busy think 9 to 5 is a cute idea. Combine multiple calendars with Hotmail. Get busy.
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