To: Janet Kafka
To: Janet Kafka
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Russell Glenn
From: Terry Kafka
Sent: Mon 11/23/2009 5 38 12 PM
Subject: Fw: People of Walmart
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Subject: People of Walmart Bill Robertson
Jeffery Edwardsfieevacationagmail.com]
Where can I get me one of these outfits!!
NEW....#4
They're BAAACCCIUUUUC!!!
PEOPLE OF WALMART #4!!!
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He is wearing. a trash bag. as a skirt. I can't e% en fathom a reason why! - "Well maybe it was
some sort of an emergency." Who knows wha he is going to use the Tupperware for.
Oklahoma
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Its not her fault; that guy's fabulous rat tail makes all the girls pull their skirts up.
California
I've got 4 to I odds saying she smelled her hand after she pulled it back out.
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Utah
Oh, It's like a garbage bag filled with creamed corn.
Georgia
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C'mon now. This brings a whole new meaning to the term 'half-assed'.
California
I wonder if this guy wears those jeans with any other shirt. It's too bad that they don't make
jeans with a giant douche on them, then he would be set for any shirt.
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Tennessee
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Is it just me, or do mullets look 10x better with camo? These two are like the Mario and Luigi
of Walmart.
Texas and California
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This is either the ugliest woman ever, the worst cross-dresser ever, or a guy that is really bad
at choosing gender appropriate clothes. Maybe it's all three - an ugly woman, cross-dressing
as a man, who can't pick out manly clothes.
Texas
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You are not a ballerina so don't dress like one! That shirt manages to give your side boobs
back boobs...I'm not even sure how that's possible, but you accomplished it.
New Hampshire
sr 1,, MN,
Either that kid looks exactly like him, or believe it or not, Mr. Superbad himself is shopping at
the Wal.
Colorado
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Cs•
I guess he thought he could roll his underwear over his pants and use them as a belt.didn't
work.
Utah
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I'm still trying to figure out if that outfit is made like that on purpose or if its just trying to tear
itself away from her body.
Texas
can't speak
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"Hey, PoWM, this is probably staged to get on your website!" - Well, if this guy grew that
enchanting Ponytail for 11 years so he could one day squeeze into his tightest shirt, Lt. Dangle
shorts and Goth boots for the purpose of taking a picture at Walmart and getting his 15
minutes of fame on our website...then i guess he got one over on us.
Texas
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This lady looks like she woke up in an alley somewhere in Mexico and had the urge to get to a
Walmart inmediatamente.
South Carolina
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My man looks like a walking, talking, pimping Neapolitan Ice Cream. I bet that pimp hand is
cold ladies.
Ohio
Create your own caption. I'm in the middle of pouring bleach into my eyes.
West Virginia
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Well the bleach from earlier obviously didn't do the trick because I still see this.. I'm switching
to Drano.
Texas
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Fashion tip: Your house arrest ankle bracelet is not an accessory, so you probably don't want
to go all LL Cool J with your sweatpants.
Unknown
I bet this guy is wearing a condom just so everything is tight and snug..come to think of it, this
guy kind of looks like a big condom but I don't have the balls to tell him that.
Georgia
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Dear Skeezy McSkeezerson, thanks for moving your nightie so we could get a nice glance at
whatever it is you inked above your crack to thwart off potential suitors.
Oklahoma
Hell no we ain't got no gays down here in Texas !...Whats that? Oh, yeah, I made this vest
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myself. Looks good don't it?
Texas
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[Image 1] The image appears to be a document with two photographs attached to it. The top photograph shows an interior view of a store, possibly a supermarket or convenience store, with shelves stocked with various products. There is a person visible in the background, but their identity is not clear. The bottom photograph shows a different scene, likely taken in a different location, featuring two individu
[Image 2] The image appears to be a photograph of a supermarket aisle with various products on the shelves. There are two individuals in the scene. The person on the left is facing away from the camera, and the person on the right is facing towards the camera. Both individuals are wearing casual clothing and appear to be shopping. The aisle is well-stocked with a variety of items, including what looks like
[Image 3] The image appears to be a scanned document with text and two photographs. The text is partially obscured, but it seems to be a description or commentary related to the photographs. The first photograph shows a person standing in a store, possibly a pharmacy, with a cashier behind the counter. The second photograph shows a person pushing a shopping cart, likely in the same store setting. The text a
[Image 4] The image appears to be a scanned document with text and two photographs. The text is too small to read clearly, but it seems to be a letter or a report. The photographs show indoor scenes, likely taken in a retail setting. The first photograph shows a person walking with a handbag, and the second photograph shows a person standing in front of a shelf with various items on display. The quality of
[Image 5] The image appears to be a photograph of a person in a store, taken from a security camera. The person is wearing a black shirt and is standing in front of a shelf with various items on it. The image is grainy and has a timestamp in the corner, indicating it was taken at a specific time. There are no visible texts or logos that provide additional context.
[Image 6] The image appears to be a collage of three photographs, possibly from a news article or a report. The top photo shows a group of people, including a man and a woman, walking on a sidewalk. The man is wearing a white shirt and jeans, and the woman is wearing a sleeveless top and shorts. They are carrying items that suggest they might be shopping or returning from a store.
The middle photo is a clo