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3 of 3 Premium Clicks used this month SUBSCRIBE Print + Online Subscriber Activation  |  Register x Forgot Password | Need an Account? subscribe | newsletter | deals Home News Latest Stories 10 things to know for Thursday, April 16 Arthur I. Cyr: Cuba’s enduring challenge to American foreign policy – and American politics Jackson County led way in building historic Highway 99 in Oregon Police Reports Ashland New Plays Festival chooses new artistic director Education Bracing for Common Core Ashland Kiwanis recognize Lillian Huang Chautauqua series brings author Jane Hamilton to Ashland Ashland Runs on Volunteers: OLLI classes pay dividends in joy of teaching, learning New Southern Oregon University board votes to bump tuition nearly 5 percent in the fall Environment Ashland Fire & Rescue Alarm Box: There are good fires and there are bad fires Lots to celebrate at SOU Arbor Day rites Mt. Ashland Ski Area to host party March 28 Mt. Ashland hopes coming storm will reopen ski area Business Chamber celebrates innovation in the food, wine and beer industries Cars We Remember: 1964 Olds F-85 owner seeks information Ride & Drive: 2015 Honda Odyssey Silvio Calabi: Passat 1.8T Sport is satisfyingly rational Ride & Drive: 2015 Ram ProMaster City Politics and elections Arthur I. Cyr: Cuba’s enduring challenge to American foreign policy – and American politics Kent Bush: Clinton 2.0 is neither new nor improved Arthur I. Cyr: Britain’s earthquake election Council wants changes to agreement with ODOT for I-5 welcome center Arthur I. Cyr: Afghanistan progress is uneven but undeniable State News Oregon lawmakers begin minimum wage debate Runners to follow historic salmon migration path Nation - World Tsarnaev convicted on all charges in Boston Marathon bombing Obituaries Death Notices Death Notices Anna Mae Hassell Death Notices Death Notices Shareable Sports Latest Stories Sports & Bacon: So I didn’t fill out any brackets... It's not getting any easier AHS girls edge Roseburg Westbrook burns Blazers Raiders remain No. 1 in spring poll High school AHS girls edge Roseburg Raiders remain No. 1 in spring poll Grizzlies blow away Eagles Hits just keep on coming Baldrica sets pace for AHS girls Southern Oregon University Raiders remain No. 1 in spring poll Grizzlies blow away Eagles Baldrica sets pace for AHS girls SOU women's hoops coach Kennedy leaves to take Portland State job SOU-OIT softball games moved to Wednesday Voices Latest Stories Arthur I. Cyr: Cuba’s enduring challenge to American foreign policy – and American politics Kent Bush: Memories of Oklahoma City bombing still fresh 20 years later Our View: Jackson County should say yes to Circle of Teran rehab request Film fest is the best Our View: New cat on the block in Ashland Editorial Our View: Jackson County should say yes to Circle of Teran rehab request Our View: New cat on the block in Ashland Our View: Ashland High benefits as cycle racing club gets rolling Our View: Ashland is prepared, Firewise Our View: Council should stop stalling on welcome center Letters Letters to the Editor, April 14 Letters to the Editor, April 13 Letters to the Editor, April 11 Letters to the Editor, April 8 Letters to the Editor, April 7 Guest opinions Guest Opinion: Fremont cottonwood is not a hazard Guest Opinion: Ashland council vote on travelers accommodations was less than transparent Guest Opinion: Hannah Thomas-Garner's father thanks the Ashland community Columns Arthur I. Cyr: Cuba’s enduring challenge to American foreign policy – and American politics Kent Bush: Memories of Oklahoma City bombing still fresh 20 years later Film fest is the best Mochas, midrash and mysteries: Meeting G-d in the middle Council Corner: Ashland deserves respect, not a just a rest stop Chris Honore Council Corner Editor's Notes Jeffrey Gillespie Herb Rothschild Revels Latest Stories Community blog: Poems for parenting A tale of two plays at OSF Joanne Rand at the Unitarian Fellowship Five picks for entertainment this week Community blog: Rabbi David Zaslow teaches poetry Theater A tale of two plays at OSF Ashland New Plays Festival chooses new artistic director Backstage: 'Poof: Something that wasn’t there is there' Ticket Availability Ticket Availability Music On TV: Your guide to the Academy of Country Music Awards The Farr Side: Intriguing time on the Hot 100 Joanne Rand at the Unitarian Fellowship The Farr Side: Is Kelly Clarkson’s weight truly news?  Rhythm is on tap at the Northwest Percussion Festival Visual Art More films, excitement than ever for AIFF Ashland's First Friday Art Walk Movies 'Cinderella' revisited is stunning, magical Ben Steelman: Big-screen showings to mark anniversary of ‘Sound of Music’ 'Western,' 'Imperial Dreams' win top film jury awards A scoop from the ocean: Reviews of four festival films What was your favorite film? Food and Drink Business profile: Couple opens second Pita Pit in Ashland Tot owners buy Playwright, hire Amuse chef Cruelest Month: Poetry Blog Lifestyle Latest Stories Tammy Kelly: Soft-shell crab is in season Carol Link: Tea olive shrubs can be propagated from new growth Religion News: John Travolta defends Scientology Marketta Gregory: Breathe in God’s peace and exhale grace 'Cinderella' revisited is stunning, magical Aging Happens Inner Peace Column Inner Peace Blog Rogues: Tales from the Valley Classifieds Jobs Autos Real Estate FEATURED   » Obituaries Photos Videos Blogs Business Business Services NEWS NOW   Jackson County led way in building historic Highway 99 in Oregon       ...       Our View: Jackson County should say yes to Circle of Teran rehab request       ...       Film fest is the best       ...       Jackson County led way in building historic Highway 99 in Oregon       ...       Our View: Jackson County should say yes to Circle of Teran rehab request       ...       Film fest is the best       ...           Lost In Suburbia: Worming my way out of a nasty situation By Tracy Beckerman More Content Now DailyTidings.com By Tracy Beckerman More Content Now Posted Apr. 15, 2015 @ 12:01 am By Tracy Beckerman More Content Now Posted Apr. 15, 2015 @ 12:01 am »  Social News p bs:newslist StartDate="20121121" EndDate="p bs:datecalc Months="3"" DateSort="1" UseObjects="1" ObjectClass="81" Taxonomywords="2324,665" ExactTaxonomyMatch="1" Image="1" Count="4" --> I used to think that April showers brought May flowers. Know I know that April showers also bring something else: worms. Worms in the driveway. Worms on the front walk. Worms on the car (how the heck do they get up there?) Big, gnarly, thick, slimy earthworms. When it rains, there is an obstacle course of fat, wriggly worms down my driveway. When the sun comes out, the unlucky ones that don’t make it back to the lawn, dry up, and then there is an obstacle course of dried-up worms down my driveway. Unfortunately, I park my car in the driveway, which means I have to try to jump between the worms to get to my car. To the uneducated eye, I look like I’m walking across hot coals, or trying out for “So You Think You Can Dance.” Of course, I never get to the car without squishing at least one; a sensation only less disgusting than stepping in dog poo. Speaking of which … Monty, our dog, does try to help. He eats them. Not surprising from an animal that eats rocks, I suppose. However, rocks don’t wriggle, and watching a dog eat worms is only slightly less nauseating than stepping on worms, so I tend to discourage this behavior. You’d think as a woman who grew up in the ‘burbs and went to sleepaway camp for 10 years, I’d be used to this kind of thing. But I’ve been wormaphobic for as long as I can remember. When I grew up and moved into the city, I was thrilled to realize I would probably be worm free. Hey, no dirt … no worms. But there I was in the concrete jungle, and when the first heavy rains fell, there they were … wriggling and sliding all over the sidewalk. The pigeons were happy. I was not. Since I knew that worms are part of the deal when you live in the ‘burbs, when we moved I tried to be understanding of this whole Spring Worm Thing. But as the years passed and the worms seemed to increase in numbers every year, I grew less understanding and more, “Go ahead worms, make my day.” (Yes, I threaten my worms. Call PETA on me.) Then one day last week, after another deluge and another worm fest in the driveway, I decided I couldn’t stand one more minute of it. I took out the hose, turned it on jet, and blasted all the worms out of the driveway and into the sewer. However, in my worm-blasting frenzy, I must have saturated the lawn, because a couple of hours later the driveway was teeming with worms again. Which just goes to show you, when you try to fix a problem with the thing that caused the problem in the first place … you just open up a whole other can of worms. Follow Tracy on Twitter at @TracyinSuburbia. By Tracy Beckerman More Content Now DailyTidings.com By Tracy Beckerman More Content Now Posted Apr. 15, 2015 @ 12:01 am » Comment or view comments   /* $( document ).ready(function() { // Jquery mobile is trying to style the button and leaving a blank gry button on top of a white button $("#viafouracoms .vf-comment-controls li.vf-right").html(' Submit '); });*/ »  STAY INFORMED   Email NewsLetter   Sign Up Today   Sign up for our newsletter and have the top headlines from your community delivered right to your inbox. calendar Connect with DailyTidings.com Facebook Twitter RSS Back to top Reader Services Reader Services home Subscriptions Subscriber controls Contact us Submissions Photos Events Letters to the editor Corrections Alerts Email alerts RSS feeds Text Alerts Advertise Media Kit Home Products and services Ad rates Advertising contacts Mail Tribune Daily Tidings The Nickel Shop Our Valley Blogs Stay Informed   Email newsletter   Sign Up Today   Sign up for our newsletter and have the top headlines from your community delivered right to your inbox. 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