Friday Funnies: Crooked Lies and Temporary Status

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Thanks for reading Malone News! This post is public so feel free to share it.ShareMalone News is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support our work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.Silly me, I thought theducks in the reflecting poolwere getting killed by algae.But let’s be honest, the liberal media making a BFD over a few dead ducks has got to be one of the funniest news stories yet.News flash: we eat animals. Americans eat billions of animals a year, and they even eat ducks.Furthermore, a pair of ducks has about a zillion babies a year because baby ducklings usually don’t survive to adulthood.  It has nothing to do with the quality of water, everything to do with what terrible parents ducks are- and that is why they have about 20 ducklings at a time.So, then why are they running these stories? Is it really about making President Trump look bad? Of course it is.JGM