that happen, ever. It really wasn't my fault,

that happen, ever. It really wasn't my fault, but I don't want to blame her either. She certainly didn't mean for it to happen. Let's just say that I came up with the concept that drunk people and fires don't mix that weal. 1 don't know if 1 will ever do a fire show again. And if I do it won't be for a while. My burns are healing very nicely and I went to the doctor who gave me cream and she said it should be fine and it's not going to scar. X: When did this all happen? T: About four weeks. X: I'm wry. I was told you had this great story about your ass catching on fire, and I thought it was supposed to be funny. That isn't funny. T: It's not too funny. But I probably made it sound funny, because people really freak out when they hear it. So I tell it in a humorous sort of way. I say, "I looked down and all of a sudden, Holy Shit, my ass is on fire!" It's not funny, but it is kind of ra funny. X: Well after you are all better, you will probably tell it funny. T: And afterward everyone was saying here have a shot of tequila, have a shot, to try and forget the pain. By the end of the night I was shaking, I kind of went into a little bit of shock. I was lucky; it could have been my face or my hair. All those girls out there, be careful with your fire shows! X: What is the funniest thing that over hap- pened to you when you were featuring? 1: Oh God. My girlfriend hates to travel with me. She used to call my Grace, because I used to be anything but graceful. A lot of people tell me I am graceful on stage but really I am a total klutz. Probably the funniest thing that ever happened to me was I was doing a Mick and my shoe flew off and hit a guy in the face. He was laughing about it and I was embarrassed but it was funny at the same time. X: What is the weirdest thing a fan ever said to you? T: A guy asked me if I would piss in a cup so he could drink it. X: You should have said how much money do you have in your bank account? T: I didn't do it. It's a little out there for me. I don't' put you down for it though if you are into that, that's great. Whatever gets you off. X: What does your ideal man look like? T: I've dated every type of archetype, they say there are 21 archetypes of humans, and I've probably dated one of each. From completely nerdy, the artist, the rocker, the athletic person. I'm very into fitness. I like a guy, he doesn't have to be huge or a body builder, but a nice looking guy that I can tell takes care of himself, that has a nice head of hair because I love to run my fingers through a man's hair. Beautiful eyes, piercing eyes are always a good thing. And teeth, ya gotta have a nice smile. X: Yeah, it wouldn't be fun dating a guy with no teeth! (Laughs) T: I've gotta tell you and I'm not going to tell you where, but I was just at a club where a lot of people were missing teeth. And I have to tell you I don't know how they walk around thinking that it's okay. It's NOT OKAY! I don't care if you get fake teeth; get something to fill those spaces! Oh my God, you don't have the nicest body, or nicest face, but if you have nice teeth I'll take EFTA01720503 EFTA01720504 II% other look at you. . • So to be Tanya's date, you do have to ave teeth. : Yes, you have to have teeth. : Where would be your dream date? I'm adventurous. I'd want to go on a fari or something. I love animals. Go 'xperience something like that. There are many places in Africa that are beautiful. - -I'd love to go there. That would be the place I would like to go on safari. X: How often are you naked in public? T: Most of my life. I try to be naked as much n: I ran because I nve heina naked And Brao Pitt is just hot, and nice to look at. And one other guy that I think is gor geous is The Rock. And you krow what I think is beautiful about him, is his teeth. His teeth! Back to the teeth again. X: Are you a porn star? T: There's a big lie out there that I was going to go hardcore. That was put out by someone who tried to push me down that avenue. I love porn, I love to watch it. But it's just not for me to do. I did do some spice kind of movies. It's soh porn really. I only did that twice. One was a movie with Marilyn Chambers. Then I did one on -ny own that I actually directed and produced. I hired my own crew to come in and film it. I ktnt it tiuteittl An explaining with that. My movie is "Tanya Taylor Raw" and it is done in a soft porn fashion. X: Are you into any of this season's TV pro- grams? Because they are all wrapping up this week. T: I am a Desperate Housewives whore. I absolutely love that show. I also like Grey's Anatomy. And Lost, I love Lost. I don't get a lot of time to watch TV, but I try to tune in on my shcws. X: I like Lost. All the guys on that show are hot. They did a really good job casting it. T: God bless them. I know I enjoy looking at them. X: Is there anything else that we should ar mem. Ana mem me tans tor support-ing me and coming to see me and support-ing me. Check out Tanya's site TanyaTaylor.net. EFTA01720505 nor looked far and wide to try to get the PERFECT person to interview for you. I wanted to get someone special. I wanted to get someone sexy. I wanted to get someone red hot. I want- ed to get someone that you would be so inter- ested in that you just HAD to read this month's column! Over the last two years I have inter- viewed the biggest porn stars and magazine models but this time : thought about doing someone really special. So this month I chose...NE! That's right, fresh off of my appearance on the cover of the NEW TIMES magazine (along with the Smut Drs 8 page arti- cle) it's pretty evident: NO ONE is hotter than me right now! i know what you are thinking; "How to you interview yourself?" f guess this is one time when that bi-polar disorder comes in handy! Ha ha...For this interiew. I separat-ed myself into two different personalities. The good Dr Johnny (the interviewer) and the bad erviewee he a g and bad inside us, I just let them out! Reacion n amazement tuckers! Good Dr Johnny: Hey you are getting a lot of main stream attention right now, has anything changed in your life? Bad Dr Johnny: No nothing has really changed. I mean its pretty funny all the people that want to talk to you again after they see you on the cover of a magazine. I had 3 ex-girl. friends "st.ddenly" have the urge to get in touch. Where were you bitches 2 months ago? Good Dr J: What do you say when they call? Bad Dr J: I don't say anything. I just don't answer the phone. Fuck em! Good Dr J: I heard a sex story about you and three girls one night in a limo on South Beach. Is it true? Bad Dr it You know the answer you dumb fuck...you were there. Although at this time I can not answer this question on the grounds may I criminate me... ay:: wante • to say that! Good Dr J: Ok, then any truth to the rumor that you were seen partying with a certain debutant at the MTV movie awards/ Bad Dr J: I was there. I was partying. I don't remember rruch after that. I heard I had fun Good Dr J: I am starting to get annoyed with these answers Bad Dr J: Yea well I am starting to get annoyed with you. I can hear you in my head all the time when I am doing shit. Its either;" Take your vitamins in the morning" or "Maybe you should wait for her to wake up before you fuck her" I am sick of your shit. Take a nap and let me have some fun! You an nee and hear a lot more from Dr Johnny on hits radio 'show at vnywontvt- dra.com and you can e-mail him at drjohn- nytomutdre.com DR. JOHNNY was "Examined" for this feature by 'The King of Internet Recto", Dr Johnny of the Srmt Drs. Now you can listen AND watch the SMUT DRS radio show 7 days a weak. 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Like many unsolved murder cases, a lot of myth and conjecture has arisen over the years. With this book, those looking to devour more infor- maticn cn one of L.A.'s most gruesome slay-ings are provided with an opportunity to hear what happened on that fateful night in July of 1981 through the exact words of those who survived: Susan Launius, the solo survivor of the attack; David Lind, the smooth-talking felon who was one of the trigger men in the robbery of reputed mobster Eddie Nash that preceded and instigated the slayings; and Tracy McCourt, the getaway driver for the Nash heist. Why would people want to read your book? It's a compelling read because it's testimony in the words of those who were there. There's some interesting drama on the witness stand, for instance, between Lind and McCourt. 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Now, I admit that I've heard lots of women on sets and in the swinging world comment about the joy and pleasure they get from being "taken", or "dominated", or made to "subordinate" them- selves to the pleasures of their guy; I respect their choices and right to participate in such sexual practices, but I sometimes won- der if perhaps some of these ladies think (or were pushed to think?) that they truly enjoy handing over sexual control, when unfortu- nately some of them might possibly suffer from low self-esteem or some other disorder, or from a persistence from a husband/boyfriend who's seen such acts in some adult films and has pushed them into it. I think such women in society are in an extremely low percentage relative to females who might want just a good hard pounding during sex, or a good old-fashion sweat filled sex-fun time; or, women who want sex and love-making to be intermingled within their intimate and behind-closed-doors ses- sions with their mate. I'm worried, though, that companies high- lighting such "rough" behaviors see enough patronage sales that they will continue putting out such content, possibly "raising" new viewers to expect their future sexual partners to welcome the fan- tasy depicted on film. Male teens growing into manhood and view- ing such acts possibly don't easily realize that what they view on their screens are actors/actresses and consenting adults "acting" and depicting fantasy, not normal reality! I hope such releases aren't inviting, indeed pushing, future government intervention into our First Amendment rights. And, I certainly hope we don't have a terrible accident someday on a set and end up with a chok- ing "act" mistakenly ending in an injury or death. If I personally could wave a magic wand, it would be for all adult video producers to cease depicting the aforementioned. As a viewer, I want to see sexy couplings that sexually turn me on, not unrealistic physical acts of an almost-violent nature that disgusts me, as it probably also does to many other viewers and potential customers. What I opined above has been on my mind for a long time. I've anguished over it, and I hope that things significantly improve. What's been released in the past hasn't been unlawful, but I also worry that some of it hasn't been very responsible either, or good counsel for some impressionable viewers. I think our right to free speech also encompasses a responsibility on our part to foster good, respectful, and proper behaviors. Just like it's wrong to falsely scream "fire" in a crowded theater, I feel that it's wrong to portray sexually aberrant depictions as anything but abnormal fan- tasy---NOT reality! Speaking of our right to make and view adult films, the recent Free Speech Coalition's annual lobbying seminar and appointments with legislators and staff personnel at the California Legislature in Sacramento was another resounding success. The Free Speech Coalition officials are super-smart folks, dedicated to head off potential problems before they become law. The four Industry folks on my team, including actress Mari Vachs, found that we were truly welcome in the legislator's offices, not just tolerated. Heck, it seems that even Government people have the natural, normal, and healthy sexual needs that the citizenry has! Along with a plethora of Industry personnel, the other actresses on teams addressing issues with legislators included Nina Hartley, Stormy, Sunny Leone, and Brittany Andrews. Lots of shoots this past month! I especially enjoyed Wildlife's "Screw My Wife, Please, Vol 48" in which I got oral sex from each and every wife in the film. Yup, I'm a pervert! I'm hearing that Vol 50, which will be filmed the month after next, will be especially sex-filled and special. I think getting to 50 volumes is quite an accomplishment, and a special salute to Director Bobby Rinaldi; I look forward to working towards 100 volumes of it! I wish a super-nice summer for everyone, one filled with hap- piness, good health, and great SEX!!!!! Dave Cummings www.davecummings.com Hey everyone. Is it as hot where you are as it is in So Cal? May brought us the adult expo in Nev. York City and June features the three-day Erotica L.A. With more and more of these industry events popping up throughout the year, fans should be able to see their favorite cock suckers....errrr adult film stars without having to come to Vegas in January. Since the XRCO Awards has actually been moved back to spring we can officially close the book on the 20O4 awards season before we officially enter the second half of 2005. It would be nice to get these things done before it's time to start compiling lists for the New Year. It was a very good month for Seymore Butts. As his successful show "Family Business" wrapped up season three, Showtime announced that they would pick up the reality-based program for a forth season. The good news comes at a time when the ratings for "Family Business" have never been higher. Thomas Zupko didn't need to be a free agent for long before Landing a big time job. The award-winning director has been chosen to direct flicks for Hustler. He will be back doing what he does best, shootin features for the first time since his ground-breaking "Opera' was released by Elegant Angel. Working under the VCA label for Hustler, Zupko will release his first movie "Butt BIASSted" later this summer. In addition to the features, Zupko plans to shoot gonzo for Hustler's other lines to spread his talents around. In a related story, the award-winning director has coaxed one of porn's hottest babes back in front of the camera. Filming in early June "The Obsessions of Avy Scott" will star the busty babe with the killer butt in a number of scenes. Zupko was mum on the details, but knowing these two, it is bound to be something magically Ass- licious. If the last story and history mean anything at all, Kami Andrews may have a future at Hustler. Like Zupko she worked for Extreme, though her tenure there was brief. Unlike Zupko, Kami looks good in a thong, but that's another story. Now she has signed on to be the newest director for Elegant Angel. Known for her high-energy scenes Kami is the kind of girl who can get the most out of female talent. Not one to the take the easy way out, Kami plans to do the hard work required to produce a high quality stroke flick. "A lot of companies take a porn starlet and slap her name on it as director to move product," says Kami. 'Elegant Angel is not one of those com- panies. They have met with me to try to understand my vision and even requested a sample scene to make sure I wasn't just talking the talk!' Vivid just keeps adding names to their roster. Their latest con- tract girl is brunette model and Penthouse Pet Sunny Leone. The twenty-three year old beauty was born in Canada and is the first Vivid Girl of Indian decent. Though Sunny has been doing adult modeling since she turned eighteen, this will be her first foray into hard-core sex on camera. After five years as a very popular model Sunny wanted something more. "I wanted to sign with a company that would really help me advance, so I chose Vivid to help me take this bi step in my life because you only get one chance to make a debut,' says Ms. Leone. Finally friends I leave you with the two most compelling ques- tions in Porn Valley this month. Where are the Kerkoves? Is Teagan Pregnant? The first is a somewhat disturbing situation that has blos- somed over the past few weeks. It seems that no one had heard from either Skeeter or Bridgette in a few months. Their usually active web site and Yahoo group have gone quiet and no one can explain it. Hopefully they are just taking a well-deserved break from the busy schedule and enjoying the family life. As for Teagan's pos- sible pregnancy, there isn't much word there either. No one will confirm or deny the existence of a child so we're left with all sorts of wild rumors about who the father might be. I hate to speculate, so we can just let the silence speak for itself for now. Late breaking news: I just got word that Sin City and Aurora have parted ways. Sin City announced the end of the two-year relation- ship in a press release that also indicated that Shay Sweet's contract has not been renewed. The move puts both women on the market and leaves Aurora free to work for anyone she pleases. Shay will still work with Sin City on a project by project basis, but there is no indi- cation that we will see Aurora in any Sin City or Mayhem movies again. (Until the comps start coming out anyway.) Rogreviews.com EFTA01720521 COsz0 )000C CONZO GONE) Dave Pounder and at Work vo Pounder Productions http/wwwdave- ounder.com tarrng:Alexis Malone, Crissy Pureheart, oselyn Pink. Cherry lane. Joelean The cover says: "Crazy, fun, college, sex. hat will make your girlfriend want to screw me. 0% anal... OK Dave. at can I say?, It works! Within minutes of tching this, I was face down in a darn sandwich, licking the boat captain. Then. she tucked my brains out (which didn't take pmammintser long). The fact that she was screaming "Give it to me DAVE, just made me spank her ass a little harder. This movie picks Jp where Dave's first movie left off. Dave is looking for a job. and finds interest in the pizza delivery business. Dave ends up fucking the delivery girl, cus-tomers, the manager, then the heal:h inspector. Like the first one. this movie is a trip. I never went to college, but this film makes me wish I had. The DVD extras have sound bytes of Dave's radio show, talent interviews, and out takes. Chloe & Rose: Fucked up Adventure Chloe Jones- httpewww.chlrejones.com Starring:Chloe Jones, Rose. Paula Rio, Katnna Beach, Anita Keys More like Chloe 8 Rose fucked up and made a movie. The box says. 'Chloe Jones travels the world with Rose' They go to R. that's it! I hate a misleading cover. Especially one which turns out to be more reality shit. The lesbian scene is good. at the vory least. The rest is your typical reality fuck lick. I do wish this reality kid( will be over soon, so we can get back to fantasy movies where secre- tary's are fucking their bosses, and the paper boy fucks the neigh-bor's wife. Until then we have to put up with shit like this. What Gets You Off... 3RD Degree httpllwww.thirddegreefiens corn Starring :Cytherea, Jane Darling. Julie Silver, Katie Cole, Trinity This movie gets me off. and I'm sure it will get most everyone else off too. Our friends from Third Degree. present us with a desert of deliaous, dames, sweet as pie... Cherry Pie! Ala mode... more like Ala LOAD'. especially wth Cytherea. squirting so many times I lost count. These girls take it upside down, insde out. and every which way. butt loose. and I do mean 'butt loose'. I think I saw parts d Trinity's anato-my I could only view from her gaping ass. You also get your choice of silver, or gold Julie Silver takes two helpings of cock, and Kate Gold delivers an ass pounding performance. Leta not leave out Jere Dart rig, who has her doub'e dose of dong. I guess Jane's addiction s cock. Just the right amount of hardcore, and the perfect cast of sluts make this a must rent. Aftermath DVD Vivid DVD- httpllwwwvivid.coM Starring: Briara Banks. Evan Slone. Node Sheridan, Kimberly Kane. Lezley Zen. Randy Spe This one is about as far from reality as you get, and I fucking love it! Debra (Mane) . and Mitch (Evan Stone). ar couple who have been together for a long ti without having sex (No reality therei. After vie ng cheesy, outerspace porn, Mitch breaks out the old space helmet and gives Debra a taste nis light saber. Debra, feeling upset for giving I up. leaves to stay with the neighbors, who tum )0( )0( out to be aliens. They lock her in their laundry room, where she is aroused by tne vibrations of the washing machine. Before long she gets a real taste of space from the cou-ple....Meanwhile, Mitch has to resort to a looker to replace his lost love. When Cebra goes back home they live happily ever aftermath. Off the wall. and off the hook, Briana, herself says: 1 haven't been in a more bizarre feature. Hardcore sex, a storyline. I was in neav-en viewing th s. after the reality hell this month had to offer. I'm back to the tissue box for this. ZO 1.1.)0( Knee Pad Nymphos #8 Jaye Cummings httrallwww.davecurnmings.com 5taning,Chelsea Zinn, Francesca Sins, Alexia. 'Sabrina Snow, Lola Lane, Holli Mies. Autumn aayne. Dalny Marga, Lain Oi. Alyssa F Looks like Dave is bringing nymphos to their nees in this super saddest. Oh, It's not just cal, Dave makes sure he pops in a few oney pots while ho's at it. When I grow p..well... elder I want to be just like Dave. He ets up mirrors, in all angles so you get the eling you're right there in the action. You also get to hear Dave's comments during the sex. which is a trip. This is as raw as you can get with fresh new talent that Dave rounds up in his harem of whores. Out of the ten I think Dalny was my favorite, her skinny waist and huge tits made me shoot my spunk before Dave did. It's Ok, I was st II erect for the fol-lowing scone, with was just as hot. This movie gets right to the thick of it, no extras. just play. or scene select.Good stuff. Forgetting The Girl Team Legend - http7Twwwlegenddirect com Starring: Jenaveve, Isabella Supprano. Tory Halley Paige, Missy Monroe This is the story of a man who is posses tne memory of his ex lover. He confides in h priest, who shares stories of similar situatio order to help him. It kills me to rip into this o being a huge fan of Nelson X, and Jerome but I must speak my mind. First, If you're ca feature in which the star has a thick accent, overdub the voice or use subttles. I couldn't stand a fucking word he said, I had to watch the god damn movie three limes, It's a good thing the women are fucking hot or else this would have been a nightmare. Second, It seems this plot is old hat, which I can't believe was written by Nelson. I know it's difficult to write a block-buster every time, but this was not even in the same league as his other stuff. Tho way to watch it is. Turn off the sound, skip straight to the sex, and make sure you return it on time, cause it's not worth the late charge. EFTA01720522 Ao the norm suggest. a move full of Ax sari ii&with tette cr no stay. Any movie which has a story line and plot. A movie where the actors taking part acknowledge that there is a camera present. —mon )00(X dventure Sex #1 - Fetish, bondage or anything out of the ordinary Included here. Anything your neighbors could have shot In their own home. Sometimes featuring a Porn Star - The coveted X. The more the better stler TV http/Nrww.hustlertv.com rring:Katrina Star. Jack Levitt, Elisa E., ye Read inally, a realty porn worth the rental. This is oad trip every pervert has dreamed about. sure they are not the first to accomplish ch a daring display of monumental sex, but y sure as hell are the first to get it on the elves of the video store. Direct& Dave ad's vision was to find two willing panici- nts. and camera people, who did not Know ch other, tako a road trip from the South Western United states, to the furthest North Eastern state, fucking at the most popular landmarks on the way. Katrina is a little slut from Clearwater Florida, and Jack is a construction worker from Philly. They are the two cho- sen ones. Their first exhibition is at the famous Hollywood sign. Security cameras, and tourists can view those two at any moment. What a rush! I'm not gonna bore you by writing each landmark they stop at, but I will tell you to check it out for yourself. I must say 'Congratulations to Dave 'or bringing his vision to life, and fon accomplishing one of my dreams of a real sex road trip. liNZWINZ XXX. Spread 'Em Wide Vol 2 Platnim X Pictures- rittrAwasplatrairregyiduresoym Starring: Jewel De'Nyle, Arlene Jollee. Jessica Dee. Brandi Lyons. Melanie X Jewel gathers up some beauties who spread like butter and open for business. No holes are left untouched when studs like Michael Stefano. and Joey Ray have at them Starting off with squirt sensation, Ariana Jollee, giving hers& gam vibrations with a big dildo waiting for her partner to arrive. She even does a double anal with dick and chide, you got to see to believe. Jewel gets her- sef some bun lovin in the following score. She likes it hot, wet. and nasty. Just about as much as I do. Next. Jessica Dee proves to be a true turdhole trooper by inserting a big black simulated &long in her ripped open rectum Brandy Lyons is one of the queens of anal gape, which is seen in great "de-tail" in her scene with Michael Stefano. Watching her little body get so much cock is absolute, amazing Our last eager eagle to spread is Melanie. This blue eyed, braces wearing, beauty s so adorable, you just have to see her get fucked. So make this a must rent. GONZO apical Tales 'ng:Teri Weigel. Alexia Milano. Taylor yes. nothing wrong with Ten's tropical tail. t a piece of ass'. Oh yeah, the review... s is Ten & Murrib's anniversary film made re their tropical paradise vacaton with re mortals. There's a lot of sucking and ng on the beaches of St. Maartins, and in their vacation home. Set in similar manner as the "Pam & Tommy tape its like a home movie. only with great photography, and light music to accompany the scenes. they do go a step further and make up a few sex scenarios, which were quite entertaining. The final ver-dick: You'll love the beautiful women with ample breasts. The setting is breathtaking, and the sex is wild. A great date porn. but for a single. you might want to find something else. unless you're a true Terri fan. Krystal Methodovo Club Jenna httpfiverny.clubjenra.com Starring:Jenna Jameson, Krystal Steal. Arianna Jolee, Balla Starr. Jamie Lynn Take a trip into the dirty mind of Krystal Steal. Intoxicating sex from start to finish, including the sane we've all been waiting for... Krystal and Jenna. Be sure to break the towel out fer this one, the tissues may not be enough for the Xcitement you'll receive from these two beauti- ful, blonde. bombshdls. diving into mounds of pleasure. Now for the best part... Alternate Marti Nat Sa angles. Yes' You can choose the view. DVD technology ROCKS! There's really not much more I can say except. 'If you don't wart to see this, you must be gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. but you're missing out. I can't believe you're still reading, Put the magazine down and rent tnis fucking movie! NOW! I can only assume you've taken my advice. What d.d I tell you? One final note: Copying the disc is illegal. Its cheaper to buy the "already viewed", if it's not too sticky. sotreBind Sex Dates 1 Live Ent- AwAvtindsexdatescom ring Amanda & David, Grant & Marigold. & Melina hop takes the blind date thing one step fur- In this version the cameras follow you ugh the whole date. Oh yes, another reality N. On a show like Blind Date.you use your g'nation as to what the couples do after the .Surptise!...They FUCK! If this film had any t, It would show a Cate not working out, o• eat date, but bad sex. Nothing against is op. as a host he's very entertaining. but no originality what so ever. I'll tell you about the dates. Our first couple goes to the beach, then to dinner (More originality!). The second couple take Karate lessons. then a body rub, and end up in an oriental hot tub. The last date is horseback riding, hula lessons and dinner. A true blind sex dale would start with an -HIV check up at the free clinic. a stop at the adult toy store for some props, then dinner and sex at the local swing club. Dirty Little Trash Talkers Cherry Butt Pictures http/rithwerheroboxxx corn Starring: Diamond Fox, Lezley Zen, Dawn Kelly, Dani 'Noodward, Monique. Gabby Cherry Boxxx corns through again with another gonzo hit They're not as foul mouthed as some of the others, but they can fuck like professionals for the cameras. Diamond Fox moved her sweet ass al the way from West Palm Beach to California just so us perverts can get off watching her fuck. Gabby is a cute little satin girl who gets broken in the hard way Next we have Lozloy Zen, pure, row teent. Beautiful from head to toe. Must have been a 1.1.7r(LT,7 true gem getting into her cherry boxxx. Dawn is a born and bred valley g rt. It's amazing how well she swallows jizz Colombian hottie Monique provides us with some South American style sex. Last we have a true trash talk- er, Dant who gives the interviewer so much shit, making h m say 'please", and insulting his questions. I would have ball gagged hor before POPping a load down her throat. Well It's worth the rental with all the fine tail in this one. lok XXX EFTA01720523 A quick chat with the director Latinas Sabrosas, Drew Rose. By Cindi lufm How did you chose the actorthresses? (good polo they are hot/ These are actors I've used or seen in p productions. We wanted them to look speak the part Wig there be en LS 03? Should be out soon. However I only die ed a few scenes before leaving the co ny. What n the funniest thing that happen while making the movie? There was a scene with actor Jana Oso Otto Bauer. Otto was smoking a ciga playing the role of a wealthy Mexican of-a- guy. He was fucking Jana from behind and got carried away with his and put the cigar out on Jana's butt. This is basically a gonzo movie wr little story line. I enjoyed that. Whore you cone up with the idea of a wealth ti/la factory owner? Very last minute. We wanted it to res ble perhaps a cross between a mexica soap and a saturday night live skit. In my opinion, Jana Oso has a perfect toned body and her scene with was th hottest one in the movie. Co you agr Jana Oso is so hot that I got wood wet it from a monitor. Her partner - otto also knows how to deliver. I knew cas them together would be my hero seen: Jana's just as beautiful in person too. The dual language movie is so perfect my market in South Florida where we a large len° base. That's exactly what we were targeting when we made these movies. I've see other movies where they have tried to the same but maybe used unattractive pie with little prcduction value. We fe that there is a huge market for this kin• movie and wanted to put our best foot ward. It's been successful. I've asked some of my Spanish friends 'sabrosas' means, and! have heard, cious,flavorful.. What is your derider, We came up with the title by asking th Dane production shipping staff (all me can) to give us some sample tides. 'sabrosas', I'm told means - juicy' • • EFTA01720524 stars of • bi MEXICUNTS • MAYHEM - Directed by pm to....,. Mayhem headed South of the Bader to find some of the hottest, freshest senoritas. They found filthy litde puns who get their hot pink tacos and tight little culos rolled, ham- mered and stuffed like an enchilada. Willing and able to do just about anything. the girls talk it up to the camera before they suck. fuck and take it up the rear. They say Latina make the best lovers, and these gris are out to prove it. The sex is hotter than your fiercest chili pepper.Maogaritai. vile here we come. Pass the salt, lime and tequila! EFTA01720525 PRISONER Best Feature (so f