From: jeffrey epstein <[email protected]>
From: jeffrey epstein <[email protected]>
Sent: Thursday, February 17, 2011 1:25 AM
To: N E M
Subject: Re: real thank you
Your bags are on the plane
Sorry=for all the typos .Sent from my iPhone
On Feb 16, 2011, at 8:=0 PM, N E M <
cmailto
I sat on the throne, I tried to squat.
But my insides - tied in a kn=t.
Turtles move at a faster pace=
Harvey would surely win this race.
I pushed and squeezed and sho=k my ass,
hoping that this too shall pa=s.
What came out, I'm ashamed to=say,
Was not solid on this day.
Few blasts of wind, explosive=sound.
That's how stingy is m= behind.
Resisting my every measure,
still guarding it's p=ecious treasure.
Although I favor those of you= kind,
only one question now comes t= mind.
Despite the risk of sounding foolish, =a» wrote:
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I ask could my ass be Jewish?=o:p>
Digestive tea I started sippi=g,
My bloat kept growing, seams started ripping.
Tempted by ex-lax, I tried to=play fair.
My pants were now beyond repa=r.
You came to the rescue once again.
Introducing Muffin - Muffin Bran.
Wrinkly moist raisins, walnut= and flax seeds
ready to satisfy all my ex-la= needs.
I poured my coffee, devoured t=e bran,
Soon one of those' would hit t=e fan.
One last time I puckered my t=sh
and put forth one enormous pu=h.
The toilet's now clog=ed, failing to flush.
Seeing the size of it makes m= blush.
If anybody asks I'll s=y it was the dog.
Even though Bailie is smaller=than this log.
Today my bowels bow in gratitude
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....thank you for my muffin.<=span>
Nadia
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