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PATIENTS
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Aie, aiel Not good to be sick. What he know?
He's compare dis hospital to Bellevue. Is a difference
from day to night. What dey do to him dere; you know?
Dey lock up de toilets. Dey take away de cigarette.
An de ear derel He tinks he's going home. A bluff!
Can see in his face. Dis man very sick. Yeah, can smoke
here tsa notting. Dis got notting to do
What's nice about it? It's a prison. Sure, de
views I like de view from my winder on Stanton Street
better. Dere's life dere! Here I don't wanna see nothin,
I don't wanna hear nothin, I wanna get outta here! Dem
boids in de morning dey get me sick! Whaddeya call em,
catboids? Dey sound like a cat. You dassent trow nothin
at em, dey'll put ya in jail, dey'll shoot ya. Ya can't
walk on de grass. Ya can't see no women. Dey put somethin
in yer food dey moider yal Gimme a cigarette.
PORTER
Healthy? I just come out of a sickness, and this guy
calls me healthy. See them hands? I'm still blowed up. I
had it all over. I had it here, here A.. I even had it in my
pecker. From what? The food. I got some kinds, poisoning.
Comspensation? They give ya compansation, ya know where?
Up yer bung -hole. be lucky if I make up the three days.
They think they're doin me a favor, they let me go back to
work today..Compensation! Know any more jokes?
COFFEEPOT MEDICO
--Den tings gotta be drove off troo de bloodstream.
--What has he got, a dose?
---Gonnycoccus.
--Whaddeya trinna say? Ya tryinna say de name of de germ?
So say it.
--Gonnycoccus. Don't tell me. I seen it on a piece
of paper.
---Whaddeya talkin about? It's gonnococcus. Kin ya spell
it? Betcha ten bucks ya can't spell it.
---I don't say I kin git it right, but I kin take a guess.
---Ten bucks ya can't even spell de name of it.
-Whose dough ya bettin?
--De ole man's.
---Oh, dat's different.
---Well, I gotta go so long, boyees.
--So long Fat, be seem n ya.
--I tell ya, den tings gotta be drivv off troo de
bloodstream