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miniature explosives just recently delivered. What the hell is this? I was like anti-personnel extra small. wonder if this g have anything to do with the exploding microphone. And so I just went on the air and I was like, do you think this has anything to do with the exploding microphone? I think I mean I have to go back and watch that show. I think that's kind of how it go. Uh, April 12, 2026, Google trend search spike for Thai coconut chickens new merch, Mrs. Coleman's cookbook. Yeah, I've asked her if she'd put one together. She has no interest, but it's delicious. It's my favorite thing she makes. No, I can't say that. One of my favorite things she makes. Uh, and we cook rice perfectly in this house. Like, we don't screw up rice. A lot of people screw up rice. It's too sticky. It's too mushy. Our rice is perfect every single time. It's all on the soak. It's all in the soak. You let it soak anywhere from 3 minutes to a day. Doesn't matter. Then you bring the heat up. Soon as it boils, cut it down to medium. Soon as it starts to bubble too high to the top, cut the heat off. Cut the heat off. Get it off the eye. Let it cool down a little bit. Get it back on the eye. Let it steam. Let it steam. from two to one water to rice. Basmati. Basmati. Not jasmine. Not long grain enriched. Basmati. 100% perfect rice every Where was I?Uh the people slow walking behind TR as he jumps down just doesn't seem like they hear a gunshot. Yeah, but I kind of agree with you on that. But I also walk around with these things in my ears at all times. I'm probably frying my brain with Bluetooth rays. I accept it at this point. Uh and and a lot of college kids probably do as well. Annie, thank you. Very generous. Uh great show Baron and team. Did you read recent filing by defense asking for comms between media and prosecution from March through another date? Maybe an obvious Easter egg. They want decentralized team to request the same via foya. State already objected. Crisis king. Christ is king. Indeed, I did notice that. And you'll notice I have not mentioned it. Thank you. I've not mentioned it for a reason, but now that it's out there. Yeah, I noticed. I noticed. And I noticed the state objected. They don't want to hand over their communications with the media. That's telling. That's really telling. with sound effects. Uh, Baron 1999 Adidas Adidas hoodies at Costco. Only three bars. No Adidas. That's correct. I have owned three of them from Costco. I own three and my son owns one. He was with me when I bought them. And I was like, "You want one?" He's like, I could tell. You know how you could tell a kid wants something? They're kind of you. You're picking them out. You're like, "Oh, this is a nice one. Oh, I like this. Great weight. Good color. I like this color. Um, yeah, Dad. That's really nice. It's going to look really cool on you. Hey, you think so? Oh, man. That's a perfect sweater, Dad. You think? You know, you're like, "Son, would you like a 1999 Adidas hoodie from Costco?" Really, Dad? I wasn't I mean, sure. Yeah, I do. I was like, "Well, if you don't." No, no, no, I do. I do. Now he owns a black one and he looks great in it. TR looking at death penalty. No time to waste in solving. That's correct. That's why we don't need to spend all our time on one theory. We need to branch out. Cowtails. Oh my gosh. You're really a cowtail fan? I So one of my best friends from high school lived with Well, they're next door to me in college. We kind of had our walls touched. Um, our apartment walls touched. He ate cowtails. May still eat them. I don't know. I think he lives in Texas now. May still eat cowtails. I don't know. It always weirded me out. We'd go to the gas station. He'd be like, "Hold on, I got to run in real quick." Like, "I'm paying at the pump. What are you running in for?" And come out with like five cowtails. I'm like, "Really? Cowtails?" He loved them. Uh, hi B. watched Ali Top File. She showed Candace interior photos of the SUV. The window is blurred out. Uh, yes, the windows blurred out, but it's not broken. I I promise you it's not broken. I'm looking at it. Um, pull it back up just to double check. I don't want to I did look at that, though. Um, it's not broken. It's blurred out for a specific reason. Um, but it's not broken. Uh, and that is the black glass. Or did co edit it for a reason. Oh, good call. Yeah. No, she edited it for a reason. I I'm not going to say why, but there's a reason she edited it. My female intuition told me day one the shadows were something. Looks like a banana. Maybe shadows were a banana. Bull butter. Uh, time stamps were fabricated. Also felt the limping Tyler was due an injury from jumping off the roof. Pre-recorded thoughts.Uh why would he jump off the roof and then run all the way back down two streets and then I don't know about that. I don't know about that. Have we lost sight of the fact the photo of the gun was stock image, not specifically grandpa's? Then the message about dad seeing the gun is false. If that's true, then yes, it's it blows the case wide open, which may be why the New York Post won't answer the question. Uh let's pray we get out of this war fast. Yes, indeed. Uh, John Kiraau, CIA whistleblower on US torture program. White triangle hat is enhanced. Search for months and can't find. Delta Airlines logo maybe. I don't know. But yeah, why are they enhancing stuff? Stop messing with the photos. Stop messing with the photos. And now that you've messed with them, please, Mr. FBI guy, release the unedited photos so we can see what the hell actually happened, who these people really were. Uh Baron from a Pyina employee. Stop comparing Alpo to Fedlop. It's one of our bests sellers. Thank you for your hard work. Crisis King. Crisis King indeed. Dogs Podcasters are not supposed to like Alpo. That's fed slop. Fedlop. I'm not saying Alpo's bad. It might be a great dog food. Might be amazing, but it's Alpo. Not Not a filet minion. Not a wag you ribeye, but I'll I'll stop. I'll call it something. Cat turds. Uh, she sure doesn't know her birthday. Yeah, well, they get confused. Please shout out Exuminat for my gifted membership. There you go. After your episode showing TP flag, uh, TP USA doubling of donations and added members after CK wedding. I think they're all CIA ops, including EK thoughts. RIP Charlie. Um, I don't know that particular agency, but it could be an OP. I mean, I think it looks like that to me. I don't know. I don't know. Don't you know? I don't know. Um, it kind of looks just kind of looks opy to me. Uh you money well earned. Uh Candace confirmed TR steakhouse and meal. Yes. Yes. Yes. Uh estimate. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh Candace mentioned Granny. Yeah. Yeah. Also different EP mentions TR calling off work to help Granny move. Yeah. I mean I'm well aware that the Granny story is out there. What I'm asking is, is the Granny story confirmed by Granny or one of the family members or someone who would know Tyler was actually at Granny's? That's one. Two, the the restaurant I believe someone called Candace and said he was here. I believe that. Well, I don't I'm not doubting her veracity. What I'm doubting is I can't state it as fact on that. That's double hearsay. I need to I need somebody to produce some sort of evidence he was there. I tend to believe he was there but again but Bever and LDS bishop is like a pastor over 300 fams sir for three to four years Tyler's dad worked at my friend's cabinet shop for 10 years and goes there all the time on Friday told him to let them know they can trust you and reach out. Oh please be happy to talk to interesting interesting connection there. Thank you for sharing Grahamsh. Oh, 10. Oh, you're the one that's a grandmother of 10. We figured that out when they have a Oh, Utah. I We I think we did University of Tennessee last time. Yeah, that's right. We already had you figured out. Got my peepers on you. As a mother of a 30-year-old daughter with Down syndrome, your opinion that is okay. As low IQ as it comes. Love your show. Do better. Yeah, I I mean, I get it. I'm not saying it about anyone with any conditions other than being low IQ.Not low IQ like from a handicap, but low IQ like from eating too much fat slop. That's all. I know people get all been out of shape by it. I get it. Uh those slop texts And then I got to go home. And then I got to retrieve my rifle. But there's a squad car. And I got to wait for it to leave. Yeah, I could. I mean, when I do the motion, I can feel it. I can feel it. I saw Meg Kelly to where she thinks new texts are real. I don't care. Uh, Baron Lance had a court order to stay away from parents. It attacked with a knife. His own mother. Her professional opinion didn't align with his Luna belief. Jesse can confirm. I'd like to see the court order. Does he have it? Tyler walked from his vehicle. Should there be at least two videos? one of him walking there and another one of him walking back to the car. Did he have a partner that dropped him off at DQ? Um I don't know, but he might have taken a different route. In fact, there was a video of him going back to the guard. It just was behind the houses instead of in front of the houses. Not Tyler necessarily, but whoever that was. Uh the feds wrote the original text, heard everyone said it read like a cop wrote it, so they went Tupac, Jesus is Lord. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, B. Widow here. Hubby died 7:21 from heart attack. Hiking. I found him. Oh my gosh. Started PD PhD 6 weeks later and defend 420. Fame leaders response to grief in the workplace. CK is clearly abnormal. Compelled to watch every day. Well, a that sounds tragic about your July of 2021 loss of your husband, but on the other hand, it sounds like you've really buckled down and done a lot since then to to make him proud, frankly. Um, and I'm thankful for you sharing that with us. Thank you. Uh, did you see the video on Twitter where astronaut drops beach ball and doesn't float and the rest of them are totally flumxed? I did not. No, I did not. Uh, Erica, Kirk, Andrew, Mikey, and wife were in Palm Beach at mass today. A relative saw Erica leaving a huff, clearly upset before liturgy of the interesting. Is that true? I know someone who will want to see that. Hold, please. I know we're late, but I You see how I typed that one because I want you to hear what I said with it. I can do the cool new stuff, too. I'm not just an old man. Uh, Tyler Hans himself. Any local CCTV nearby shops? I don't know what any of that means. I know what CCTV means. Tyler Hanss himself. I don't know what that means. I think Artemis 2 belief is like a 955 issue. I don't know. I don't know what that means either. 95 fake then I agree with you. Uh did you get the office gift set? It starts with an A. Um yeah, I showed it on the member show. talking about this? Is this awesome? This is nice. Iron allegedly. Yeah, I did. Thank you. Thank you. I show it on the membership. You should watch every show. You would see your gift being shouted out. Uh and thank you. Thank you very much for that. It's very kind. It's going to going to be back here. Uh at 15, I refused to be confirmed. I knew in my soul God didn't create animals for us to eat. Atheist 10 years then saw Chris piracy Christ piracy of dissonant theme. Pro Jesus doc now back with church with dead. Oh, that's wonderful. That's an interesting story. Tea Party Daughter. A really interesting story. Thank you for sharing that. Long and winding road, not the Beatles song. Uh, can we remember Jesus loves you much? Yeah, we'll remember. What do you think about DJT's truth social rant?Evidence of sility or is he trying to signal he's being held hostage? Is so far off the reservation. I feel like he's blinking twice for help. No, I crazy. Stop promoting TP USA. I'm not. I'm convinced you're going to figure this out. They're shaking their boots. My wife and I watch every show. We love you, our brother in Christ. Christ is king indeed. He is risen. Thank you. I'm hustling through these. I just found out what time it was. I had no idea we'd gone that long. Obsessed. started watching you after you were on CO and now I'm going back to watch all the ones I've missed. We won't stop until we get the truth crisis game. You got a lot of fun ones to watch. First time commented. Love your show. So, question may have been answered prior. Wouldn't Tyler's family be able to debunk the Fed's entire timeline since they were with him when he turned himself in? Hope I'm still high. Yo, sure. Sure. How could TRC George Zen get arrested and then someone else get interrogated from his text messages? He jumped off the roof in seconds for the shot and ran off campus. Well, he had a phone. Maybe he saw the news. I don't know. Uh, love, love, love this community. GBC, you should be proud. I am proud, Ivan. I am proud. Am proud. You should be proud too of your studios. Beautiful. I baron wish my father was like you are like you. Your kids are so so lucky. Was thinking maybe Tyler went to Dairy Queen to prove he's outside the planned timeline. God is on your side. Uh, yeah, but he'd have to know that photo was going to get leaked. I don't know how he would know that. Testing one, two, three. Did you hear me testing before? because that's what I say when I get my get my volume knob right. I was saying they probably did plan for TR to come in three hours later would match their 33-hour manhunt pre-planned speeches. He showed up early. They stuck with their lines. Not one of them could do the math. Yeah, that's a good point. I hadn't considered that part. They just had this stuff all pre-written and they're like, "Oh, well, okay. Uh, Rowdy rhymes with Audi." Sorry, my other sentence wasn't clear. Rick written on the SUV seat. Tyler was a separate thought. My goof. Rick, I don't know what that means. Edge. Rick written on the SUV seat. H I don't know. I was alive in 63. Recall my first grade teacher sobbing and made a definite impression on that child. Crisis King. Crisis King indeed. Of course, you would be devastated if anything happened to a US president. Do we have any theories yet about where other Pats ended up? Should we look into any reported suicide? September 10 or 11 near Provo. Crisis King. Crisis King indeed. That's a really interesting question. I haven't considered that. Where are all these other people? I still think Erica Kirk worth the Discord chats. Yeah, I see that. Wow, Rosie dropping 10 membos. 10 more people will be able to watch the Zack Costello interview from last Friday based on new text. What's most surprising about it to you? I did a whole show on it. Should watch it tonight. The iPhone capitalization was a great catch. Yeah. And look, that could just be a stylistic thing that as they were typing it out. I don't know. But it registered with me, so I mentioned it. Same things it wasn't supposed to. If anyone has a crazy blue budoir, a new owner should update a place that rhymes with pillow. Lock it down. B. Crisis king. Crisis king indeed. I don't any of that mean. Crazy blue. New owner place rhymes with pillow.I don't know what any I mean, wow, two months already. This community is absolutely amazing. Crisis King, go Max. Go Max. Indeed, Crisis King indeed. Get to five membos. Thank you. Uh, love the show and wanted to give your wonderful mods the credit they deserve as well. Go Max. They are amazing. They've created quite the community over there. That's why when people complain about them, I'm like, don't they're doing a good job. We're not changing anything. Why hasn't LT been charged with accessory after the fact at least? Good question. Just want to say have a blessed night to you and your family. Much support from the deep south Texas. Oh, everyone like and subscribe and join the membos. Well, these five more people going to be able to join the meimos right here. Thank you, Jamie. You and Zach together was so rich. Thank you and Zach for letting your lives be witnesses for Christ our king. Zach was great. If you're if you're a member, you should watch that show Friday. Regarding life insurance, I meant that she should she could not even be considered a suspect as murder in any way. Above reproach. I don't want to pay benefits to someone suspected of murder in any way. Uh I I would agree with that. I just I've been defending our high IQ outfit on X like I would my own family. I want to thank all who have given thank excuse all have given positive feedback on my clips of Gary. Uh thank you Brandon. Did you watch Candace's show on Friday? If so, what are your thoughts on it? I watched it. I thought it was stellar. I thought she took the right tone. She do. She's very classy. She's smart. Like that. That's smart to be that classy. Thanks all. It's late for Mama 5. It's late for anyone. Knack multis supplement helps ADHD. You're not alone with ADHD. I did not know that. Good call. Knack 600, you say. Uh, keep up the good work. Been watching since your Google Trends vids. I use that tool for marketing, so I knew you were on to something. Thank you. That's why we used to use it. I just want to send a super chat to make Gary even more angry. Take that. What will this channel be like after we get Justice for Charlie? Amazing. Amazing. 24 minutes ago, Trump did a lengthy post on true troop Trump true social slamming Pope Leo. That man has no filters anymore. I'll have to look at that afterwards because I'm trying to trying to hustle through these last few. And even though I'm late, before you go, I just want to say God loves you, Baron. Oh, thank you. Thank you. And you as well. Uh Baron John Bray just dropped new evidence on it. It's insane. Keep it going. Uh go back. I'll check that out as well. Let me write both of these down. Trump truth. John Bray. No new. There we go. Um, can they make Tyler redo the jump in the building? No, I don't think any judge would make that. Uh, Trump just stacked the Pope. Yeah. And Lotus Brandt of insults. Yeah, we'll have to look at that. You don't call people retards as bad taste. Uh, you call your friends retards when they're acting Michael Scott, the office. Yeah. See, that's what I'm saying. That's all. Uh, if the Audi button turns Okay. Pretty sure Candace had a receipt from the waitress at steakhouse. Well, yeah, that would be compelling, honestly. Have you ever reviewed the deep dive into the Discord message between TR and Lance the weeks before CK's assassination is exposed by the roommate? I that turkey tom is so much fed slop. I am not going to entertain anything on it.I did a whole episode on it back in October. Go back and find it. It is stellar investigative work by your humble host, if I do say so myself. Total fed slop. Total junk. Total garbage in my opinion. Uh, watch the main judge. SNL Judge Coleman. Okay. Duly noted. Duly noted. Finally get to catch you live. Well, thank you, Lord Joe. Finally get to catch your comment live. I tune in for the show, but I stay for the impressions. Yes. Yes. Yes. They're good. Almost never stop. I never get live. I caught this. your inspo for this lawyer who seeks truth and love of my kids forced to stop practicing law. Uh lawyer Carrie, your kids will be grateful for your time with them. Sorry if this was said, but the sheriff said when he got the first phone call, he was at home whining down for the night, not at a press conference. Yeah, we talked about that. Two different sheriffs. You're conf you're conflating the two sheriffs. Um from our friends over at Grumble, hi Baron, would it be possible for AI to take someone's handwriting and produce a letter that makes it look like it would be quite scary. Those texts also sound like AI. Yes, it would be. That's why the photo is irrelevant to me. I want to see the letter. Oh. Oh, we burned it. Oh, sorry. How do we even know it was a handwriting? Nonsense. Uh, today marks a 100 days without alcohol. A train, I bet you are feeling amazing. Your advice over the past few months has helped shape this new improved version of myself. Thank you. A train, your life is going to be better. I promise you. Don't go back. Don't go back. Not one day. We're back to your podcast on Google Trends. You were a wigler. Yeah, I've gotten better. I've gotten better. I you practice makes perfect. Uh reminds me of Steve Martin as the wild and crazy guy. Martin is also a renowned banjo picker here in Western North Carolina. You're awesome, sir. I had no idea about the banjo. But yeah, I was a I was a wild and crazy guy. My first Grumbler gift to you. Wanted you to let you know. I sent you an email with the obituary of CK's OBGYn. Please look for it. It's labeled as such. Go Max Crisis King. Thank you. Uh duly noted. Duly noted. Uh Piper Poppy. Piper Poppy. Pick the pickle pickle peppers. Uh, what do you think of the fed slop conservative flip-flops? Example, Nickas, Alex Jones. Now, Alex Jones, who originally said Candace was wrong, now on Trump's list of low IQs. Well, Trump, Alex is the only one that flip-flopped that I'm aware of. I don't think any of the rest of them have flip-flopped. They just were solid TR is is the guy from the beginning. So, I don't I don't think they flip-flopped. So, I don't know. Um, all right, guys. Oh, there's a few more actually. I thought I was at the end. Uh, third chat co episode to credit card receipt. My movie referral lawless 2012 prohibition error. True story. Um, okay. Interesting. I will check out the credit card receipt. I wasn't aware she had a receipt. I thought she just had a a statement from somebody, but I could be wrong. I've been wrong before. Regarding the door handle, Baron, you're correct. I have an ATV AT4 Yukon. I did not realize the Dolly interior door handle didn't have the same chrome around it. It's my fault. That is why you're high IQ. Appreciate you, sir. Actually, after Alli's podcast, if I must confess in full, I called Candace and said, "Will you send me the picture of the SUV so I can double check the door handle, please?" Um, because I had to know. I had to know.So, thank you. Artemis 2 made Apollo 11 look real. Yeah, it was so fake. I don't know where you're going with that. Uh, when Tyler goes to cop shop, video been deleted, but can we check CCTV as shops nearby to confirm his arrival? Love from Scotland, Crisis King. Crisis King indeed. I don't know. Are there are there shops nearby? I don't know where the jail is there. Um, and it's been 6 months, seven months. I don't know that anyone would still have it. Might be worth asking. Is it possible police were telling Lance what to say to Tyler? Oh, yes, that's pos 100% that's possible. Uh, why did you do this? How long have you been planning this? Lance trying to distance himself from the deed with those questions. Great question. I don't know. I don't know. But I do know this. We've almost been on for four hours. That's too long. No, it's not. It's just a just the right amount of time. Just the right. I'm like a wizard. Whenever I arrive, it's on time. Um, so guys, I appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you for joining me here. I've uh always love having you. This is such a wonderful community. Uh it is unbelievable, unbelievable community that we've built here. Um and I enjoy hearing from you guys. Uh successes, even the pains. I mean, it it it makes me feel good. Not because you're in pain, obviously, but it makes me feel good because you feel comfortable enough with this community that you share that. And that's amazing to me. That's really amazing to me. So, happy Easter everyone. We're on day eight of the Easter Octave. If you're in the Latin right, if you're in the Eastern side, then you're on day one. day one of these drugs. But, uh, either way, no matter how you celebrate, uh, just remember, always remember, Jesus loves you. Have a wonderful night. Uh, I'll be back tomorrow afternoon. Tomorrow afternoon, tomorrow evening. And, um, I look forward to having you here with me. We're going to have a banger of a show. We'll have a lot of fun. I don't know if tomorrow is when I'm going to get to the FBI planes or not. I I do want to get to those. There's some really interesting stops in the days and weeks leading up to uh, the Big Bang. And so, I do want to get to that at some point. But, in the meantime, guys, have fun. Have fun. Have fun and um look forward to seeing you back